Who Wins a B1G Coach UFC Tournament?

[king_kong_]

some interesting characters in the league these days

which do you think could kick every other B1G coach's ass?

Bret Beilema (ILL)
Curt Cignetti (Indiana)
Kurt Ferentz (iowa)
Mike Locksley (MD)
Sherrone Moore (Mich)
Jonathan Smith (MSU)
PJ Fleck (minn)
Matt Rhule (NU)
David Braun (NW)
Ryan Day (ohiost)
Dan Lanning (Ore)
James Franklin (pennst)
Ryan Walters (pur)
Greg Schiano (rut)
DeShaun Foster (UCLA)
Lincoln Riley (USC)
Jedd Fisch (UW)
Luke Fickell (wisc)

 

[RBigredMax]

I’ll take Schiano - got a little age on him but feel he could rip up some dudes.

Fleck would act like the ring girl walking out in daisy dukes and tank top. Proclaiming in the interview after that his wife was his inspiration and he hoped he made her proud as he lifted his shirt to expose his nipple rings.

Rhule would get slaughtered but would earn respect because he would keep getting up. Dude would get carted out with broken legs and arms but wins over the crowd as he tries to mumble Go Big Red with a broken jaw.

Franklin would come out acting mean and talking trash only to get KO’d with a quick combo. The entire crowd rejoices and his wife is thankful someone finally shut him up.

Bielema would circle the ring twice and while catching his breath would take a knee to the face.

Ferentz would come out looking like a fighter from 20’s with slicked hair and Russel shorts. Would get some good ol’ man shots in to give pause to his opponent and then get taken out because he doesn’t realize it’s not a boxing match.

Ryan Day may be the favorite by many, but just like in football he won’t get over the hump to win it all.

I would pay to see it.

 

[mgbreis]

Not sure who would still be standing at the end, but I do have a clear vision of Schiano taking out Fleck with a single thunder punch to the ear.

 

[salsa red]

I'll take foster bc he's younger and played in the nfl for a while. Walters is also a lot younger than most.

 

[wkato]

DeShaun Foster, no microphone.

 

[mgbreis]

Cignetti seems kinda crazy, so he's got that going for him.

 

[king_kong_]

the correct answer is Luke Fickell, former nose tackle who still maintains the ohiost record for most consecutive games started (50)

3x ohio state champ wrestler, all around tough SoB

 

[leodisflowers]

the correct answer is Luke Fickell, former nose tackle who still maintains the ohiost record for most consecutive games started (50)

3x ohio state champ wrestler, all around tough SoB

Vrabel also said he is one of the toughest dudes there is. Fickell is definitely correct.

 

[PeliniTheCrutch]

 

[TampaBaySkers]

the correct answer is Luke Fickell, former nose tackle who still maintains the ohiost record for most consecutive games started (50)

3x ohio state champ wrestler, all around tough SoB

Your lady boner for Fickell is well documented

 

[TampaBaySkers]

I’ll take PJ as long he gets to use a paddle

 

[RedBaloneyPony]

I don’t know who would win but I’m taking Lincoln Riley dead last

 

[Hugo_Stiglitz7]

Burnt Enema is a dangerous man.
Probably sweats hot bacon grease. Lights out, if it gets on someone.

 

[Bugeater]

 

[Badger Pete]

some interesting characters in the league these days

which do you think could kick every other B1G coach's ass?

Bret Beilema (ILL)
Curt Cignetti (Indiana)
Kurt Ferentz (iowa)
Mike Locksley (MD)
Sherrone Moore (Mich)
Jonathan Smith (MSU)
PJ Fleck (minn)
Matt Rhule (NU)
David Braun (NW)
Ryan Day (ohiost)
Dan Lanning (Ore)
James Franklin (pennst)
Ryan Walters (pur)
Greg Schiano (rut)
DeShaun Foster (UCLA)
Lincoln Riley (USC)
Jedd Fisch (UW)
Luke Fickell (wisc)

KK, This is hilarious!!!

 

[Sinomatic]

Fickle
Schiano
Butthead

 

[Laner2]

I’ll take Schiano - got a little age on him but feel he could rip up some dudes.

Fleck would act like the ring girl walking out in daisy dukes and tank top. Proclaiming in the interview after that his wife was his inspiration and he hoped he made her proud as he lifted his shirt to expose his nipple rings.

Rhule would get slaughtered but would earn respect because he would keep getting up. Dude would get carted out with broken legs and arms but wins over the crowd as he tries to mumble Go Big Red with a broken jaw.

Franklin would come out acting mean and talking trash only to get KO’d with a quick combo. The entire crowd rejoices and his wife is thankful someone finally shut him up.

Bielema would circle the ring twice and while catching his breath would take a knee to the face.

Ferentz would come out looking like a fighter from 20’s with slicked hair and Russel shorts. Would get some good ol’ man shots in to give pause to his opponent and then get taken out because he doesn’t realize it’s not a boxing match.

Ryan Day may be the favorite by many, but just like in football he won’t get over the hump to win it all.

I would pay to see it.

Ryan Day would be betrayed by hair dye running into his eyes.

 

[tstaup]

Dan Lanning as dark horse

 

[moralvictories]

I don’t know who would win but I’m taking Lincoln Riley dead last

Lincoln Riley the most overrated of them all.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

IDK....

....but if this were a "Who has the sexiest wife" list, Brett.

 

[Huskers123456]

IDK....

....but if this were a "Who has the sexiest wife" list, Brett.

I'm going to need pics of the contestants....

 

[Laner2]

IDK....

....but if this were a "Who has the sexiest wife" list, Brett.

Didn't they split up?