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Welcome to Nebraska, Jacory

I remember my freshman year in Lincoln. I was walking back from McDonald's. They had a location in downtown back then. I was all cool on the walk back to the dorm. I then hit some ice just like this guy did and, woop woop woop, I bit the dust on some sidewalk. It was quite cold and I don't think that there were many witnesses. LOL

We've all been there. 😂
 
A former coworker is from the midwest and knows what ice and snow are, but still ate 💩 in the parking lot once 🤷🏻‍♂️ it can happen to anybody.
 
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imagine if the dude would have slipped and popped an ACL... yikes!
or broke his wrist, dislocated a shoulder, cracked his skull etc. ALL things I’ve heard of people doing failing on ice. He’s young to break a hip but that’s fairly common for seasoned citizens.
 
It’s so cold that salt might not have worked. Sand and salt is the ticket but even then if the ice is thick you need some sun.
Well get the heat lamps out then.. fvck.. I’ll donate a couple gs to line the sidewalks
 
Iowa fans are trying to think of what to post on this thread...

100% chance they have some thread going on one of their lame sites where they are all trying to come up with some sick burn.
 
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