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Was YOUR effort good enough this week?

What age did you hang it up? I'm 50 and gotta be honest I fantasize about retirement daily. The organization I work for has had tons of people work to 70 and beyond - no way in hell I'm doing that.
If I don't have my phone with me, I have to ask my wife what day of the week it is.....
 
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I’ll let you know about 9:30 or 10pm tonight.
And?

I cotdam dominated this week.

I retired when I was 31. I then struggled in marriages with Jennifer Aniston and Salma Hayek for a bit, but the 7 homes I own in the Caribbean made it worthwhile.

After shooting a course record 61 on Monday from the absolute tips, I managed to clean out the entire supply of whiskey at the local 7,900 yard golf club. Wednesday they put up a larger plaque of me in the women's restroom. They assured me the statue on the first tee will be built soon enough.

Thursday I had lunch with Warren Buffet and dinner with Margot Robbie and Jennifer Connelly. We retired to the President's quarters afterwards drinking 137 year old bourbon and filming a movie soon to be available on Sexflix.

Today? I simply steered my 132 foot yacht around for about 8 hours. Got a bit of a sunburn that Gal Gadot is working on right now.
 
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And?

I cotdam dominated this week.

I retired when I was 31. I then struggled in marriages with Jennifer Aniston and Salma Hayek for a bit, but the 7 homes I own in the Caribbean made it worthwhile.

After shooting a course record 61 on Monday from the absolute tips, I managed to clean out the entire supply of whiskey at the local 7,900 yard golf club. Wednesday they put up a larger plaque of me in the women's restroom. They assured me the statue on the first tee will be built soon enough.

Thursday I had lunch with Warren Buffet and dinner with Margot Robbie and Jennifer Connelly. We retired to the President's quarters afterwards drinking 137 year old bourbon and filming a movie soon to be available on Sexflix.

Today? I simply steered my 132 foot yacht around for about 8 hours. Got a bit of a sunburn that Gal Gadot is working on right now.
Not good enough for me.
 
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