And?
I cotdam dominated this week.
I retired when I was 31. I then struggled in marriages with Jennifer Aniston and Salma Hayek for a bit, but the 7 homes I own in the Caribbean made it worthwhile.
After shooting a course record 61 on Monday from the absolute tips, I managed to clean out the entire supply of whiskey at the local 7,900 yard golf club. Wednesday they put up a larger plaque of me in the women's restroom. They assured me the statue on the first tee will be built soon enough.
Thursday I had lunch with Warren Buffet and dinner with Margot Robbie and Jennifer Connelly. We retired to the President's quarters afterwards drinking 137 year old bourbon and filming a movie soon to be available on Sexflix.
Today? I simply steered my 132 foot yacht around for about 8 hours. Got a bit of a sunburn that Gal Gadot is working on right now.