There's a scene in the 1981 Bill Murray/Harold Ramis movie Stripes that reminds me of the assklowns who still long for Pelini and are somehow convinced that Mike Riley & Co. will fail.
Bill Murray's girlfriend slags him for listening to Tito Puente records, and Bill Murray responds with the classic line of, "You know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."
I have to laugh at the hardcore Bo-lievers who are 169% convinced that Mike Riley will fail.
Hey look, if you're not a Mike Riley fan, that's fine - everyone is entitled to their opinion.
But these hardcore Bo-lievers are cut from a different cloth.
Completely bereft of the ability to recognize the positive changes that the program has made under Riley's leadership, these meatsticks cling tightly to their "Bo is God!" mentality.
But here's the funny part: when Riley does indeed right the ship and NU players are hoisting a Big Ten Championship trophy under the lights at Lucas Oil Stadium, the Pelini holdouts won't be proffering any heartfelt mea culpas.
When you're a holdout Bo-liever with a room temperature IQ, you are incapable of admitting that you were 169% wrong all along about Mike Riley. It is akin to admitting that you've never touched a woman intimately (which most of these assklowns never have).
Mark my words on this: when the Mike Riley results are finally in, we will see/hear a cacophony of Bo-lieving holdouts acting as if they knew Riley was "the goods" all along. To paraphrase Bill Murray in Stripes re: Tito Puente,
"OH, I'VE BEEN A MIKE RILEY FAN FOR YEARS, AND I THINK HE'S FABULOUS!"
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It will be 169,000% hilarious to see these dopes try to spin their decade-long devotion to Pelini.
Fact./
Bill Murray's girlfriend slags him for listening to Tito Puente records, and Bill Murray responds with the classic line of, "You know, one day, Tito Puente will be dead, and you'll say, "Oh, I've been listening to him for years, and I think he's fabulous."
I have to laugh at the hardcore Bo-lievers who are 169% convinced that Mike Riley will fail.
Hey look, if you're not a Mike Riley fan, that's fine - everyone is entitled to their opinion.
But these hardcore Bo-lievers are cut from a different cloth.
Completely bereft of the ability to recognize the positive changes that the program has made under Riley's leadership, these meatsticks cling tightly to their "Bo is God!" mentality.
But here's the funny part: when Riley does indeed right the ship and NU players are hoisting a Big Ten Championship trophy under the lights at Lucas Oil Stadium, the Pelini holdouts won't be proffering any heartfelt mea culpas.
When you're a holdout Bo-liever with a room temperature IQ, you are incapable of admitting that you were 169% wrong all along about Mike Riley. It is akin to admitting that you've never touched a woman intimately (which most of these assklowns never have).
Mark my words on this: when the Mike Riley results are finally in, we will see/hear a cacophony of Bo-lieving holdouts acting as if they knew Riley was "the goods" all along. To paraphrase Bill Murray in Stripes re: Tito Puente,
"OH, I'VE BEEN A MIKE RILEY FAN FOR YEARS, AND I THINK HE'S FABULOUS!"
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It will be 169,000% hilarious to see these dopes try to spin their decade-long devotion to Pelini.
Fact./
