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The one thing making me feel better now is laughing envisioning North Stadium selling this horseshit to our writers and them buying it

Johannes de Silentio

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"No, Sean, I'm telling you: We have handled Covid-19 so much better than the losers who don't want to have a season. We're going to have a huge advantage on them. It'll show up early."

"Adrian is so much leaner and faster. Not only that, his shoulder is finally right and he's throwing it better than ever before!"

"Deontai Williams is an NFL guy. We don't have a tackler like him on this team!"

"Troy Walters was pretty sloppy. Lubick, oh man, you should see how many binders with tabs he has. The details! Plus, Scott really trusts him. Didn't trust, Troy... No, no, that's perfectly reasonable for him to not trust a guy with whom he'd previously worked and won and offered the job to initially."

"Boe Wilson was just hurt last year. He's actually really good. Just wait until we put a playcount on him. Then you'll see the real stud! Did you know he's half-Polynesian? That counts towards the Poly Pipeline."

"Two words for you: Levi Falck. What? You want two more? Okay: Wyatt Liewer."
 
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