This is still a pretty funny joke from the man who didn't lose a game over 43 seasons while curing smallpox and Christmas fruitcake:
"Tony Davis played IB for me. He was a free spirit, and we had a few run-ins. He went hunting with me once. Tony waited in car while I talked to a farmer about hunting on his land. The farmer had mule that needed to be put down. He asked me to do it. I went back to car and told Tony that farmer said we couldn’t hunt on his land because I was bad coach and Tony was bad player. I said, "I’m not going to take this lying down." So I rolled down my window and shot the mule. I heard a bang, bang, bang from other side of car. Tony said, 'Coach let’s get out of here, I just got 3 cows.'"
"Tony Davis played IB for me. He was a free spirit, and we had a few run-ins. He went hunting with me once. Tony waited in car while I talked to a farmer about hunting on his land. The farmer had mule that needed to be put down. He asked me to do it. I went back to car and told Tony that farmer said we couldn’t hunt on his land because I was bad coach and Tony was bad player. I said, "I’m not going to take this lying down." So I rolled down my window and shot the mule. I heard a bang, bang, bang from other side of car. Tony said, 'Coach let’s get out of here, I just got 3 cows.'"
