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So this friend and I were eating pizza at Big Freds today...

k9_r

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and, get this, this guy comes in all full decked out in Husker gear like he's 10 years old, right? Sits down maybe 2 feet away, coulda touch him. My buddy winks at me like 'watch this' and starts up in a clear voice going off on Riles. Funny as hell.

"They went 6-6 and lost the bowl game, finished 6-7"
"Bo never won less than 9"
"Bo, now, he could recruit and this new guy is awful"

I get a peek at this guy and see he's gone all squirmy like when buddy says, "And now we're playing teams like Oregon while Iowa schedules five time National Champeens."

Wow, that kids hands start shaking and I'm laughing inside so hard but just keep nodding at my friend. Whew, something to see, I tell you.

I was just about to let the kid in on the joke when I noticed he was wearing a badge that said Moderator. Huh? Yeah..., Moderator. That's when I figured it's best to finish up and leave. Best to leave people like that alone. Wound. Up. Tight.

Thought I'd share.
 
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