Scheule

[Charlie Marlow]

Wisconsin beat Minnesota 66-49. What am I supposed to conclude from this?

 

[schuele]

Wisconsin beat Minnesota 66-49. What am I supposed to conclude from this?

Man, I'm already tied in knots over Purdue beating Northwestern. When I applied for my Johnny SuperFan card, I was promised there would be no math.

 

[Charlie Marlow]

Ah, you haven't learned the super-secret code yet. No math is required when conclusions have been determined in advance.
The real answer is that every result proves that you suck as a fan.