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OT: So my wife drags me out...

Husker Todd

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to run errands with her tonight. While I am waiting near the entrance for her to finish up a woman walks in with a toddler on her hip and there is a man following behind her. She sees some women she knows and heads over to them and they start talking. This guy breaks off and comes over to me and says, "huh must be a reunion". I'm thinking he is her husband, nope. He then says to me, "I was going to say to her, you know how you got that kid, the way you walk. I think she's pregnant with another." I'm thinking what the F is this guy talking about. About this time my wife finishes her business and says are you ready, I said yep. As I start to follow her this guy leans and says,"Old bull, young bull walking or running don't matter how they get there they all cumming."

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