@Scroll_TEAM6
Brothers in Scrolling,
We all know that when a Scrollers falls madly in love with a woman, they get married and eventually have unprotected sects, which can lead to little Scrollers.
Well, the day has come that Mrs. RSR and I are welcoming our first little one. Unfortunately the little butthole decided to start fighting his way out when I was 3 hours away from home for work. I'm currently heading back to PotTown at a fast and furious rate of speed, but things are really escalating quickly.
5 minutes between contractions and her water just broke. F#%!
Last night she cleared my work trip because she had no signs of labor, but here were.
Anyway, we've got a few names picked out but please participate in the ScrollPoll so I can finalize it. Also feel free to share a good story of your first Scroller's birth.
TL;DR: Fair to middlin' chance my first born child will be birthed on my kitchen floor before I get home.
Update: just because I'm a new father doesn't mean I don't know how to follow the rules. Meet the world's newest Scroller, Avah Jade RedSeaRising.
Brothers in Scrolling,
We all know that when a Scrollers falls madly in love with a woman, they get married and eventually have unprotected sects, which can lead to little Scrollers.
Well, the day has come that Mrs. RSR and I are welcoming our first little one. Unfortunately the little butthole decided to start fighting his way out when I was 3 hours away from home for work. I'm currently heading back to PotTown at a fast and furious rate of speed, but things are really escalating quickly.
5 minutes between contractions and her water just broke. F#%!
Last night she cleared my work trip because she had no signs of labor, but here were.
Anyway, we've got a few names picked out but please participate in the ScrollPoll so I can finalize it. Also feel free to share a good story of your first Scroller's birth.
TL;DR: Fair to middlin' chance my first born child will be birthed on my kitchen floor before I get home.
Update: just because I'm a new father doesn't mean I don't know how to follow the rules. Meet the world's newest Scroller, Avah Jade RedSeaRising.
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