I'm going to go out on a limb here, and venture possibly 25% of you western farm boys/girls popped out right on a bale of hay next to Bessie. Seeing how some of you are so taken aback by Omaha building new hospitals, it's safe to say most of your mothers waited on Ol' Doc Graham to stroll on over to help yank you out of her cooter pooch.
That being said, there's an inherent advantage to be raised in such a raw environment. Being in tune with animals on the farm, and out in fields has to be second nature at this point. Like, I'm sure when people ask you if you speak another language, you look at them strangely, and say "well duh boy".
"I can speak duck, pheasant, coyote, and deer".
So here's the deal, I got an animal problem down here in Tampa, and need your help. An owl flew in my garage sometime last night, and I can't get the dude to fly out for nothing. I figured he must be injured, but if bothered enough, hell just fly from one spot to the next, but won't go out the damn garage door, so he seems fine. And ya, before somebody says just shoot it, I don't have gun, since I wasn't allowed to have one for so long, so I just haven't gotten around to getting another one yet. So, is there like some secret owl call I need to make to get this guy to get going? What would say would be the best technique to get this owl to take off?
This would be the only hoot call I know...
That being said, there's an inherent advantage to be raised in such a raw environment. Being in tune with animals on the farm, and out in fields has to be second nature at this point. Like, I'm sure when people ask you if you speak another language, you look at them strangely, and say "well duh boy".
"I can speak duck, pheasant, coyote, and deer".
So here's the deal, I got an animal problem down here in Tampa, and need your help. An owl flew in my garage sometime last night, and I can't get the dude to fly out for nothing. I figured he must be injured, but if bothered enough, hell just fly from one spot to the next, but won't go out the damn garage door, so he seems fine. And ya, before somebody says just shoot it, I don't have gun, since I wasn't allowed to have one for so long, so I just haven't gotten around to getting another one yet. So, is there like some secret owl call I need to make to get this guy to get going? What would say would be the best technique to get this owl to take off?
This would be the only hoot call I know...
