OT- First dates
- Thread starter HBK4life
- Start date
Bars, movies, Netflix and chill. These broads expecting a trip to Paris on the first date?😂
Can't believe Cheesecake Factory is 1. That's not so bad.
Yea, still some good ones out there but dating is a lot harder than it used to be.
I clearly explain to all of my dates when we go to McDonald's.
Dollar Menu: Our night ends with a bro hugs.
Large-Sizing anything: We do some dry-humping. Possibly a Handy, if I add on some cookies or a sundae.
Full Combo Meal: I'm getting Mc fellated.
Chili's or Crapplebee's: I'm doing all that Bang Bros stuff.
Maybe this is why I'll never punch higher than a 4.
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Dollar Menu: Our night ends with a bro hugs.
Large-Sizing anything: We do some dry-humping. Possibly a Handy, if I add on some cookies or a sundae.
Full Combo Meal: I'm getting Mc fellated.
Chili's or Crapplebee's: I'm doing all that Bang Bros stuff.
Maybe this is why I'll never punch higher than a 4.
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First foray into dating in my late 40's, after divorce from a 26 year marriage to my high school sweetheart was setting up a profile on Farmers Only, i was still on crutches from a nasty cycling accident where I doubled as a hood ornament for a car doing 40....and I disclosed that I still needed crutches so my mobility was currently limited...very first chick who responded asked if I needed help with a sponge bath...so #7 it was!!
Would be rough getting back into the game after all that time. Sounds like it worked out well!
Glad happy hour at the Gretna HyVee didn't make the list.
As a young man I read "How to Pick Up Women". It listed 20 great pickup lines and explained why. One of them was "Do you have an aspirin?" The idea is women have an innate nature to heal.
In the order you listed, it'd work just fine.
Our first date was to the Rough Cut, Dokken, Dio concert in 1984 and the rest is history.
that sounds like an incredible show. getting to see Lynch and Campbell in their prime must've been pretty special.Our first date was to the Rough Cut, Dokken, Dio concert in 1984 and the rest is history.
Divorced dude in my 40's here too. My go to in warmer weather is having a light appetizer at the bar or a mexican restaurant by my house. Theres a large park with a lake real close and we make plans to walk around there afterwards. On the way I say I have to get something from the gas station and pick up a few shooters and some lotto tickets. There's a nice overlook at the waters edge that sets the mood. I can usually convince them to come over for some naked parcheesi afterwards lol.
The alcohol is key. Makes it easier for them to look past your deficiencies lol.
I loved dating after my divorce. I found you really stood out if you had a good job, home, and all your shit together. Seperated you from like...90% of the men on dating sites. It was fascinating....even met some significantly younger women who had to jump up in mens ages to find men who met the above criteria. I tried one on for size, waaaay to different for me but I now umderstand how it happens.
