You gave the eulogy? Shoot, I bet they were glad they were dead.Surely you can do better than that. Use some imagination. The part about how I failed the example of my deceased father, and my two brothers, was pretty good gaslighting seeing as I was asked, and gave, the main eulogy for two of them.
For your information that requires putting coherent sentences together.
How’s that for an insult? Does it meet your high standards? Or am I not living up to your example?