Dear 2007,
You were a ****ing nightmare all the way around. Unfortunately, I see you're intent on coming back and ruining my year - and very likely the subsequent half-decade. If you could see it in your heart not to bring back (a) the shitty football season, (b) the wrecked (fantastic) recruiting class, and (c) Tom Osborne, I'd really appreciate it.
Yours truly,
People who actually care about Nebraska football
You were a ****ing nightmare all the way around. Unfortunately, I see you're intent on coming back and ruining my year - and very likely the subsequent half-decade. If you could see it in your heart not to bring back (a) the shitty football season, (b) the wrecked (fantastic) recruiting class, and (c) Tom Osborne, I'd really appreciate it.
Yours truly,
People who actually care about Nebraska football