Non-Official Tunnel Talk 3.0
- What goes on in NOTT stays in NOTT. Or else......really I won't do anything, actually who really gives a crap. It's no big deal. Most of this you can find on google.
- DE/LB hybrid Quayshon Alexander committed to Nebraska recently to fill the void of people with the last name Alexander on the team.
- After news broke of Quayshon's commitment current Husker kicker, Mauro Bondi is especially excited to have another Jersey Shore brah on the team. #FISTPUMP
- Former Husker, Ndamukong Suh was in North Platte recently and took a picture of a car hood hanging from a yard fence. Rumor was it was him he put it there from his notorious nascar days back when he went to school at UNL.
- In off-topic news, Monday, June 22nd was "No Panties Day" and apparently women in my office didn't get the message as they were all wearing panties from my view point.
- Husker poster, huskerprovince, brought home his first born child and son this past Sunday, on Father's Day. Not sure if he could get a better present then that. Congrats @huskerprovince
- Sean Combs aka. Puff Daddy aka. P-Diddy was arrested for trying to fight the strength and conditioning coach for sending his son home for not giving 100%. Rumor was Combs threw a kettle bell at another UCLA assistant coach.
- In entertainment news, Sean Combs aka. Puff Daddy aka. P-Diddy announced that his new nickname will be "P-KettleDiddyBell".
- Rick Neuheisel, former UCLA football coach who initially recruited Sean Combs aka. Puffy Daddy aka. P-Diddy aka. P-KettleDiddyBell son to UCLA, said they only did so because his father was famous. No wonder he isn't coaching anymore.
- In baseball news, it was discovered that not only did Pete Rose gamble on baseball when he was a manager, but also as a player. Harrah's casino announced shortly after come in and try out the new Pete Rose Hit King slot game.
- The Iowa Hawkeyes have had a 17% drop in season ticket sales compared to last year, good news is Kirk Ferentz announced that he is not interested in an NFL Head Coaching job, but if offered will accept a 5-year 25 million dollar extension.
- Joe Paterno is being honored by a local brewery in Pennsylvania with his own beer, the name was released as the "Turn a blind IPA".
- TE Jack Stoll also committed to Nebraska recently picking the Huskers over the Texas Longhorns. It's the first victory we've had against Texas in a long time in regards to football. Things are changing.
- Greg Simmons, another recent Husker commit made it public known before major decisions he likes to take massively long naps.
- it's pretty much well known, Jared Bubak is going to flip to Arizona State, sources say his top 3 reasons were, "He hates winter, he loves smoking hot blondes and he prefers douchebag coaches over extremely nice and well-respected coaches"
- Rumor is Bubak broke the news to the coaching staff via text message. He's already learning valuable lessons from his college ball coach, Todd Graham.
- Former Miami Hurricane, which they are very proud, was arrested again, it wasn't for refusing to pay his hooker tho, police are saying he bit his girlfriends finger and stepped on her head. That's like 400 pounds stepping on your head. Not to mention if I learned anything from Animal Planet, Warren Sapp probably has a bite force of a hippopotamus, which is pretty impressive.
- Petteway has joined the NBA summer league with the Atlanta Hawks, rumor is former Creighton legend Bluejay, Kyle Korver is going to make Petteway wear a bluejay shirt in warm ups...which he should gladly accept.
- Jojo is making a decision hopefully today is not soon, sounds like it's down to Iowa and Nebraska. I believe he's N as he sees Nebraska filling up fast and wants to jump on the train now before it's too late. He's definitely someone I want, but he's not the type of recruit he can decide whenever he wants and Nebraska will take him no matter what. If he wants his spot, he needs to commit.
- In other off-topic news, if you're a 10-year old boy, it is not sweet and affectionate to kiss and hug your grown uncles. This is Nebraska, where we don't even kiss and hug our own mothers. We're conservative damnit! We don't want stinky grass weed, we don't want those dirty casinos, we don't want those gays to get married and we don't want our family giving us hugs and kisses. #GBR
- What goes on in NOTT stays in NOTT. Or else......really I won't do anything, actually who really gives a crap. It's no big deal. Most of this you can find on google.
- DE/LB hybrid Quayshon Alexander committed to Nebraska recently to fill the void of people with the last name Alexander on the team.
- After news broke of Quayshon's commitment current Husker kicker, Mauro Bondi is especially excited to have another Jersey Shore brah on the team. #FISTPUMP
- Former Husker, Ndamukong Suh was in North Platte recently and took a picture of a car hood hanging from a yard fence. Rumor was it was him he put it there from his notorious nascar days back when he went to school at UNL.
- In off-topic news, Monday, June 22nd was "No Panties Day" and apparently women in my office didn't get the message as they were all wearing panties from my view point.
- Husker poster, huskerprovince, brought home his first born child and son this past Sunday, on Father's Day. Not sure if he could get a better present then that. Congrats @huskerprovince
- Sean Combs aka. Puff Daddy aka. P-Diddy was arrested for trying to fight the strength and conditioning coach for sending his son home for not giving 100%. Rumor was Combs threw a kettle bell at another UCLA assistant coach.
- In entertainment news, Sean Combs aka. Puff Daddy aka. P-Diddy announced that his new nickname will be "P-KettleDiddyBell".
- Rick Neuheisel, former UCLA football coach who initially recruited Sean Combs aka. Puffy Daddy aka. P-Diddy aka. P-KettleDiddyBell son to UCLA, said they only did so because his father was famous. No wonder he isn't coaching anymore.
- In baseball news, it was discovered that not only did Pete Rose gamble on baseball when he was a manager, but also as a player. Harrah's casino announced shortly after come in and try out the new Pete Rose Hit King slot game.
- The Iowa Hawkeyes have had a 17% drop in season ticket sales compared to last year, good news is Kirk Ferentz announced that he is not interested in an NFL Head Coaching job, but if offered will accept a 5-year 25 million dollar extension.
- Joe Paterno is being honored by a local brewery in Pennsylvania with his own beer, the name was released as the "Turn a blind IPA".
- TE Jack Stoll also committed to Nebraska recently picking the Huskers over the Texas Longhorns. It's the first victory we've had against Texas in a long time in regards to football. Things are changing.
- Greg Simmons, another recent Husker commit made it public known before major decisions he likes to take massively long naps.
- it's pretty much well known, Jared Bubak is going to flip to Arizona State, sources say his top 3 reasons were, "He hates winter, he loves smoking hot blondes and he prefers douchebag coaches over extremely nice and well-respected coaches"
- Rumor is Bubak broke the news to the coaching staff via text message. He's already learning valuable lessons from his college ball coach, Todd Graham.
- Former Miami Hurricane, which they are very proud, was arrested again, it wasn't for refusing to pay his hooker tho, police are saying he bit his girlfriends finger and stepped on her head. That's like 400 pounds stepping on your head. Not to mention if I learned anything from Animal Planet, Warren Sapp probably has a bite force of a hippopotamus, which is pretty impressive.
- Petteway has joined the NBA summer league with the Atlanta Hawks, rumor is former Creighton legend Bluejay, Kyle Korver is going to make Petteway wear a bluejay shirt in warm ups...which he should gladly accept.
- Jojo is making a decision hopefully today is not soon, sounds like it's down to Iowa and Nebraska. I believe he's N as he sees Nebraska filling up fast and wants to jump on the train now before it's too late. He's definitely someone I want, but he's not the type of recruit he can decide whenever he wants and Nebraska will take him no matter what. If he wants his spot, he needs to commit.
- In other off-topic news, if you're a 10-year old boy, it is not sweet and affectionate to kiss and hug your grown uncles. This is Nebraska, where we don't even kiss and hug our own mothers. We're conservative damnit! We don't want stinky grass weed, we don't want those dirty casinos, we don't want those gays to get married and we don't want our family giving us hugs and kisses. #GBR
