My wife is right....
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Everything down. Handles are for touching, not the food surface.
Where you fukkers put spatulas and ladles? I lay in the top rack. Also, anybody else put a squirt of dishwasher soap on a cup just in case the little soap door don’t open? I don’t take chances
@Laner2 knows a couple special favorite places of his for utensils.
I can't say I have ever lain in the top rack before as I am 6'4.
Maybe this is Red Baloney Pony's shower regimen. God speed, sir.
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I just don't understand this. You never want to pull cutlery from the top - unsanitary. Just as waiters/waitresses should hold glasses below the lip.
Even when facing up, you can grab the silverware's stem. That's the way it is in my world.
Maybe my family are too quick to accomplish the action, when more care was required.
More patience. Something my family never acquired
You can use a black light for that? Where the hell were you when I was in college?!?! That would have come in handy for one girl I dated for about a month then. 🤣
I'm not sure she did while she was with me, but I later heard from her friends it was a good move to move on. She was a big fan of the D.
Leave it to me to correlate proper diawashing etiquette with this. 🤣
If not anymore, tysm for everything you have done for me. Tysm for your warmth and time
I’m the one that loads it, and she comes behind me and reloads it.
Exactly... do people not realize that the holes in the utensil section is built for spoons and forks to be face up? It is what it is, but I have done both ways and it is clear they get properly clean when up
It really doesn’t matter which way they’re facing when the idiots I live with put 99% of them in the first slot to the point that it’s overflowing. 
Only unload the dishwasher after washing your hands. What are you from Iowa or something?
Seems like a pain in the ass. What’s the point of face up? I don't see why a rational human would do this
Clean hands are fleeting. Just plain dumb to put your spoons and forks face up, but about 1/3rd of the country is pretty retarded so the survey results confirm this..
I have done 3 dishwasher loads since this thread began. I have thought about the thread the entire time. Damn you OP!
FWIW, we are / have become a nation of weenies. The settlers who gave us this great country never had 1 thought of how their silverware was touched before/after washing hands or having the cleanliest household. There has never been a recorded instance - that I am aware of - in the history of the USA where a death occurred by silverware (unless it was used as a shank in a prison rape scenario, which is totally different). Now get off my lawn as I have clouds to chase.
FWIW, we are / have become a nation of weenies. The settlers who gave us this great country never had 1 thought of how their silverware was touched before/after washing hands or having the cleanliest household. There has never been a recorded instance - that I am aware of - in the history of the USA where a death occurred by silverware (unless it was used as a shank in a prison rape scenario, which is totally different). Now get off my lawn as I have clouds to chase.
I have done 3 dishwasher loads since this thread began. I have thought about the thread the entire time. Damn you OP!
FWIW, we are / have become a nation of weenies. The settlers who gave us this great country never had 1 thought of how their silverware was touched before/after washing hands or having the cleanliest household. There has never been a recorded instance - that I am aware of - in the history of the USA where a death occurred by silverware (unless it was used as a shank in a prison rape scenario, which is totally different). Now get off my lawn as I have clouds to chase.
So the part that needs cleaning is actually up in the open where the water can reach. Duh
Cute. Should watch In Bruges.... Don't be an inatomate object.
Dont know what you're talking about about. Unless... You know what I was talking about.
@MargotDeeper hope youre busting out laughing. That is one of the funniest movies I've ever seen!
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