A few days ago I learned, as an internet freeloader, that I do not have sufficient “posting privileges” on the rivals free board. As disappointing as this injustice clearly is, it’s not our primary concern here. Just necessary information…
Several days ago some ignorant slack jawed SEC sycophant posted a self flagellating post challenging anyone to post their team’s record versus the SEC as a whole. Upon reading this self serving rubbish I instantly recalled that Nebraska has an overall record of 12-5 against the secessionists traitors. Upon realizing that I am a second class citizen on this forum and incapable of responding to this SEC charlatan; I decided I would just trust fellow Husker fans set the record straight and crush the shallow dreams of this sad misguided fan.
Sadly, after several days no Husker fan has stepped forward to defend the truth. Forcing me to create this post. Even some iowa fans piped up trying to gloss over their sub .500 record against confederates. Someone, anyone… please highlight our domination over the poorly educated hillbillies. I would have gladly done this myself, but by rule of law I must pass this responsibility on to you. Thank you for your service and god bless America.
Several days ago some ignorant slack jawed SEC sycophant posted a self flagellating post challenging anyone to post their team’s record versus the SEC as a whole. Upon reading this self serving rubbish I instantly recalled that Nebraska has an overall record of 12-5 against the secessionists traitors. Upon realizing that I am a second class citizen on this forum and incapable of responding to this SEC charlatan; I decided I would just trust fellow Husker fans set the record straight and crush the shallow dreams of this sad misguided fan.
Sadly, after several days no Husker fan has stepped forward to defend the truth. Forcing me to create this post. Even some iowa fans piped up trying to gloss over their sub .500 record against confederates. Someone, anyone… please highlight our domination over the poorly educated hillbillies. I would have gladly done this myself, but by rule of law I must pass this responsibility on to you. Thank you for your service and god bless America.
