In Honor of Pennst-Ohiost This Weekend

[king_kong_]

so funny. never forget.

 

[BigRedTed]

I vaguely remember watching that game. The final score of 28-6 is a bit deceptive - Penn State's quarterback threw two pick 6s in the final few minutes when they were trying to comeback down 14-6 then 21-6. But forget the pick 6s... Joe Pa running off the field was the highlight of the game

 

[TheHuskerFreak]

As much as I hate Penn State, I remember when they beat Ohio State in 2005 and the world was screaming "PENN STATE IS BACK!" Oh how I would like to have that feeling as a Husker fan.

 

[TheRealHerky]

That skyline chili will get ya.

 

[BTF69]

That is one of the worst feelings.

I remember getting to a bar, I think it was happy hour but maybe a little later.

And the second I sat down with my friends, it hit and it hit hard.

I had to sprint to the bathroom and of course, being a dive bar, there was one stall and no stall door. I dumped like it was my job and within 10 seconds felt like a new person.

 

[WHCSC]

Nothing like a good cleanse every now and then

 

[king_kong_]

running directly through the formation gets me every time

😂

 

[PvilleHuskerTim]

That is one of the worst feelings.

I remember getting to a bar, I think it was happy hour but maybe a little later.

And the second I sat down with my friends, it hit and it hit hard.

I had to sprint to the bathroom and of course, being a dive bar, there was one stall and no stall door. I dumped like it was my job and within 10 seconds felt like a new person.

A very, very long time ago I was at the Indy 500 for a practice day. Slamming a few beers and fast food fried chicken on the way to the stadium finally took its toll when me and my buddies arrived. If I remember correctly, the men's bathroom had a row of about 20 sit-down toilets that were back-to-back in the middle of the restroom (urinals troughs on the outside walls). There were no stall walls or doors so everything and everyone are out in the open. Probably my most satisfying dump ever.

 

[HuskersNC]

A very, very long time ago I was at the Indy 500 for a practice day. Slamming a few beers and fast food fried chicken on the way to the stadium finally took its toll when me and my buddies arrived. If I remember correctly, the men's bathroom had a row of about 20 sit-down toilets that were back-to-back in the middle of the restroom (urinals troughs on the outside walls). There were no stall walls or doors so everything and everyone are out in the open. Probably my most satisfying dump ever.

Just have to be sure to make eye contact with everyone to establish dominance 💩

 

[TampaBaySkers]

so funny. never forget.

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Could of been president

 

[WHCSC]

A very, very long time ago I was at the Indy 500 for a practice day. Slamming a few beers and fast food fried chicken on the way to the stadium finally took its toll when me and my buddies arrived. If I remember correctly, the men's bathroom had a row of about 20 sit-down toilets that were back-to-back in the middle of the restroom (urinals troughs on the outside walls). There were no stall walls or doors so everything and everyone are out in the open. Probably my most satisfying dump ever.

You sure that wasn't at an MSU or PST game?

 

[leodisflowers]

A very, very long time ago I was at the Indy 500 for a practice day. Slamming a few beers and fast food fried chicken on the way to the stadium finally took its toll when me and my buddies arrived. If I remember correctly, the men's bathroom had a row of about 20 sit-down toilets that were back-to-back in the middle of the restroom (urinals troughs on the outside walls). There were no stall walls or doors so everything and everyone are out in the open. Probably my most satisfying dump ever.

A+ You win today.

 

[pascal]

Due to medical treatments I'll get very real constipation. It's weird because I've never suffered from this in my life. The brain signals and muscular movements just don't happen.
When this happens I'll take magnesium citrate. It means business. I've had to learn how much to take. In the beginning it was better to put a sleeping bag in the bathroom.

 

[GBR_Atlanta]

This thread just made me lol like an idiot on a conference call.

 

[PvilleHuskerTim]

Due to medical treatments I'll get very real constipation. It's weird because I've never suffered from this in my life. The brain signals and muscular movements just don't happen.
When this happens I'll take magnesium citrate. It means business. I've had to learn how much to take. In the beginning it was better to put a sleeping bag in the bathroom.

I don't know why, but your comment made me chuckle out loud. Glad no one else was in the room.