So, I decided to ask the three ladies in my life who I am closest with, who should be our next head coach. Strangely they all three said Bob Diaco. Looking a bit perplexed, I asked them why.
My mother said, “He is a cutey patooty.” Whatever the hell that means, Mom
My sister said, “Dreamboat and totally humpalicious. I would rip his bikini briefs off with my teeth and massage those manly buns.” Whoa, sis TMI.
My wife said, “Well, he did get shredded by Minnesota.” (Full disclosure, my wife graduated from Minnesota)
This comment by my wife made me mad, so I told her she was a naughty girl who needed a good spanking. So I chased her around the house and got in a few good whacks on the hiney. Then she tooted loudly. Then we giggled, made out a little bit, and dry humped. But I digress...
3 votes Diaco apparently...
My mother said, “He is a cutey patooty.” Whatever the hell that means, Mom
My sister said, “Dreamboat and totally humpalicious. I would rip his bikini briefs off with my teeth and massage those manly buns.” Whoa, sis TMI.
My wife said, “Well, he did get shredded by Minnesota.” (Full disclosure, my wife graduated from Minnesota)
This comment by my wife made me mad, so I told her she was a naughty girl who needed a good spanking. So I chased her around the house and got in a few good whacks on the hiney. Then she tooted loudly. Then we giggled, made out a little bit, and dry humped. But I digress...
3 votes Diaco apparently...
