Reading y’all’s posts last night made me think of something, but I couldn’t put my finger on it. I finally figured it out and posted it on another thread. Decided I’m so proud of it, thought I’d start a new thread for it. Not to dip into plagiarism, I cite National lampoons Christmas vacation:
‘Nobody’s leaving, nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned husker season. No, no, we’re all in this TOGETHER! This is a full blown, four-alarm football emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest husker season since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f’n Kaye! And when Matt Rhule squeezes his white fat ass up to the podium the day after thanksgiving, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of @ssholes this side of the nuthouse!’
Go big red!
‘Nobody’s leaving, nobody’s walking out on this fun, old-fashioned husker season. No, no, we’re all in this TOGETHER! This is a full blown, four-alarm football emergency here. We’re gonna press on, and we’re gonna have the hap, hap, happiest husker season since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f’n Kaye! And when Matt Rhule squeezes his white fat ass up to the podium the day after thanksgiving, he’s gonna find the jolliest bunch of @ssholes this side of the nuthouse!’
Go big red!
