EA Sports CFB26 Trailer Released
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Haha “Had my chance”? What happened did you have to sell your PlayStation to pay rent? 🤣🤣 I feel bad for all the King Kong sized shit your wife has to clean out of your sheets every morning.
And I feel bad that your wife has to take her kid to daycare every day before work to put food on the table while you crawl through unfinished ceilings pretending to be “self-employed”
If anyone was still wondering if you were a colossal loser, this thread has left no doubt, little bro.
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Lol I beat you without even having to play you. You pissed the bed again and bitched out. Maybe someday you’ll grow some balls. The offer will always stand on my end since I’m not a giant pussy.
And I feel bad that your wife has to take her kid to daycare every day before work to put food on the table while you crawl through unfinished ceilings pretending to be “self-employed”
If anyone was still wondering if you were a colossal loser, this thread has left no doubt, little bro.
Imagine letting a “dickless nutless pussy” completely dominate your every thought to the point you’re DMing them at 3am and still crying over them not wanting to play video games with you a year later
Yep, huge W
LMAO
More talk. Zero substance. When the rubber meets the road the only place you’re found is shitting in your bed. Let me know when you get your tits removed and wanna bully me as you said you would, captain excuse. Until then, humiliating you never gets old 😄
The fact that you thought that was c3o’s actual gamer tag and missed the joke proves both that you are a total rube and a physical non-factor 🤣🤣
that one got you, too, huh.
jealous much? LOL
these posts definitely make me want to spend more time with you!
Of course it got me it is endlessly hilarious watching you fail at everything! 🤣 Let me know when you wanna stop being the least imposing person at the ozempic clinic and finally own up to your claims, Tits McGhee.
I posted that to watch your continued tantrum.
It worked.
You are a puppet on a string. It’s so easy. Enjoy the commute this morning, winner!
So even though you’ve said you want this thread to get back on track, you made yourself look like a dumbass weakling to…trigger me? LMAO Whatever you need to tell yourself, scared fraud 🤣 Either way we have more proof that your words have the same amount of teeth as your wife. It obviously went right over your head like every household decision right down to the brand of vegetable oil spread tubs that get stocked in your play pen you know as your “office”.
I look forward to more of your emo screamo game thread takes coming to us live from watching the game drunk, sad and alone in your basement every Saturday. You are dying proof that no one likes a fraud who can’t back up jack shit from their own fat ass mouth.
this thread is absolutely hilarious
you look like such a moron
crying uncontrollably because I didn't want to hang out with you A YEAR AGO
still begging me to play video games with you
can you imagine anybody in your actual life reading these posts? get a grip, little bro!
Is this not the game you said you’d love to bully me on? Was that me that said that or was it you? I’m just waiting for anything you say to be accurate. More talk, no action. That’s all you know.
Imagine anyone respecting Mr. “I’ll kick your ass” who promptly runs away.
You must have been a huge proponent of Nebraska canceling the Tennessee game at the donor dinner. Why risk losing if you don’t have to? Right, little bitch?
Brother-in-law bought me CFB25 last Christmas. Hadn't played a football sim since Madden 2010 or 2011 (had Troy Polamalu and Larry Fitzgerald on the cover).
Incredibly humbling experience, I am god awful now that you can't throw on the run as easily. I'll stick to my retrobowl Wyoming dynasty.
Unrelated, but the new Doom: Dark Ages game is fun to play. Quite a bit easier than the previous entry, but still a good way to kill an hour. Soundtrack is maybe 70% as good as Mick Gordon's, which is much better than I expected.
Incredibly humbling experience, I am god awful now that you can't throw on the run as easily. I'll stick to my retrobowl Wyoming dynasty.
Unrelated, but the new Doom: Dark Ages game is fun to play. Quite a bit easier than the previous entry, but still a good way to kill an hour. Soundtrack is maybe 70% as good as Mick Gordon's, which is much better than I expected.
this post was made on Sept 9th, 2024:
you didn't respond to me until a 3am DM in mid-November.
"promptly". LOL. why the delay, little bro? you had your chance.
I can watch this little crybaby shitfit all day long.
Then why did you DM me your gamer tag only to ignore the request on the game? The kind of decisiveness your unemployable wife has come to expect of a scared monkey. Lie lie lie, talk talk talk more shit. It all means nothing because you won’t simply be a man and own any of it. You’re incapable.
I can only assume your newly created time limit cutoff for your integrity is because you your PlayStation got re-possessed by Ace Rent-to-Own. Hope things get better for you, sir last place. I tell you what, when the next gen comes out I’ll ship you my old console and write it off for charity.
because it was funny, little bro.
you were SO excited to play with me!
bahahahaha!!
The possibility of losing to me even in a meaningless game eats you alive. It would be another thing I would have over you and you can’t let that happen. You’d suffer another mental breakdown, probably need a 4th, 5th screen name on here. Be forced to pay for more membership tax for generally being a POS you can’t afford, to keep the only outlet you have to converse with men about anything.
I can’t totally blame you for wanting to avoid that dangerous spiral and opting out given your fragile mental state, but hey cool thread on the game!
I honestly had forgotten about it for the 2 months it took you to respond
then when I saw how excited you were (3am DM!) it was a no brainer to dunk on you again, little bro
I had since forgotten about that (it's been more than 6 months, for God's sake) until you started crying uncontrollably again in this thread, looking like the most pathetic simp dweeb on the planet
now I think it's even funnier than when I did it in the first place
LMAO
I do believe that! I bet you forget 99% of the toothless bullshit you say. It does make sense that you think backing out of a challenge is dunking on me 🤣🤣 Remember that time when you pretended to let a joke go over your head as a dunk on me?
You are an absolutely unstoppable moron 🤣
The way you double down on being a stupid pussy is completely unprecedented by any human man. Fascinating!
hey hey hey
do you want to play for real? seriously, send me a friend request and I'll accept it.
This is pretty funny watching you invent ways to not feel like such a baby back bitch. This is a new one “I was just joking and dunking on you” 🤣 what a pathetic zero of a man. Is this what your therapist told you to do? Handle your challenges like a 5 year old?hey hey hey
do you want to play for real? seriously, send me a friend request and I'll accept it.
Honestly is seems like you are more emotionally invested.
Objectively, a better angle would be to proclaim yourself the best, and assume that no challenge to that claim implies agreement.
Maybe not, cuz then you'd be the guy on the internet pounding his chest about his video game skills.
Of course, you could just let it go.
This is pretty funny watching you invent ways to not feel like such a baby back bitch. This is a new one “I was just joking and dunking on you” 🤣 what a pathetic zero of a man. Is this what your therapist told you to do? Handle your challenges like a 5 year old?
Can you guys just **** and get it over with?hey hey hey
do you want to play for real? seriously, send me a friend request and I'll accept it.
This is literally just Kong. I’ve never claimed to be able to beat anyone, let alone completely invalidating myself by running and hiding right after. The guy was raised by tinkerbell. He’s still waiting for dad to get back from the store with that milk. Multiple generations of men who only know how to back down.
I run the ball. And I play D. I shell a cover 0 but mix in all sorts of coverages and blitzes. Just have to make sure they don't go over the top.
I use Kstate, Cal, Ole Miss, SMU online. MSU and Iowa have great under center playbooks.
I use Kstate, Cal, Ole Miss, SMU online. MSU and Iowa have great under center playbooks.
6+ months and you're still inconsolable!
why'd you take so long to respond? and why at 3am in a DM?
we all know the answer. I just want to see you say it, little bro 🤣
I didn’t mean to interrupt cuckold night at the Kong house. I should’ve known you have several unavoidable phone alerts tied to my posts on this site that would disrupt your 3am view, rendering you unable to ever respond. That’s my fault.
I guess that settles it. I didn’t message you at the right time of day that you needed so now you can’t ever bully me on this game. Shucks! You were close at least!
Why do you keep lying? Here is my response minutes later, for the world to see:
I had to educate you that online dynasty was not cross platform (it is this year if you decide to grow any pubes) I didn’t hear anything from you about a request for a gamer tag, ever. So I sent you one, you ignored me for at least a week until I finally bullied you into giving it up, then you just ignored from there, said I was too mean, said you were just gonna tuck tail, take your ball and go home, etc.
Just typical bitch tit behavior.
