Does your wife fart in front of you?

[NebChicago]

If she does do you fantasize about divorce?

 

[V-Doub]

She bottles them and sells them on only fans. We use the money for vacations and stuff…

 

[RedBaloneyPony]

Just shits on my chest

 

[NebChicago]

Uckk

 

[leodisflowers]

Just shits on my chest

Hot carl

 

[big red22]

If she does do you fantasize about divorce?

My girlfriend clogged the toilet and left it. I had to get up at 3AM to take a piss and had to unclog it. Pretty disgusting not gonna lie definitely ruins any sex drive

 

[BTF69]

My girlfriend clogged the toilet and left it. I had to get up at 3AM to take a piss and had to unclog it. Pretty disgusting not gonna lie definitely ruins any sex drive

Amen!!!

Years ago we had a sand VB team over at some bar in Omaha, it was a blast. One year, we needed to get some new players and ended up with this one girl. One night before we started she left and came from like 5 minutes later...she goes "I feel better now, I had to take a shit before we started" she laughed but she was serious and to this day, we still talk about how nasty that was.

 

[huskerfan66]

Women don't fart or burp. They talk too much to build up that much compression

 

[Catch50]

Only when the Husker football team turns the ball over.

 

[schuele]

We both just blame the dogs.

 

[huskerfan66]

Sign of true love

 

[SeaOfRed75]

This is a bonus you get with an Asian wife, even if she is super pretty.. its disgusting.

If she really lets one rip in front of you, you can smack her around too, am I right?

 

[scarletred]

Stupid post!

 

[big red22]

Sign of true love

It is a sign of being to content

 

[BTF69]

It is a sign of being to content

It is a sign of having a roommate.

 

[Crisker]

No wife. No farts. No stinks. Bliss.

 

[MargotDeeper]

No, not in front of me.....she'll sneak up from behind and scare the bejesus out of me with a bun-clapper.

 

[Laner2]

If she does do you fantasize about divorce?

Are you competing with Jae?

 

[Laner2]

Hot carl

Cleveland Steamer. I'm ashamed that I know what that is. Stupid Urban Dictionary.

 

[Streamer15]

She bottles them and sells them on only fans. We use the money for vacations and stuff…

I've bought several. Her holiday blend is amazing.

 

[V-Doub]

I've bought several. Her holiday blend is amazing.

One of our most popular aromas. She’ll be releasing a “Tours of Asia” series soon, so stay tuned…

 

[InMotion]

Yes. She's a little sickie.

 

[big red22]

No my wife doesn’t, but _king_kong’s wife does. In fact she did it last night and I gave her a hard pinch on the ass and told her not to do it again. I said, “You do that again and I’m going to pull out and ram it in your ass”, not two seconds later she did it again. So I pulled it out and rammed it in her ass. It just dawned on me that she didn’t take it as a threat and decided to take me up on the offer. Any way, after I finished I pulled out and wiped it off on kong’s pillow.

IBTL

 

[NebChicago]

No my wife doesn’t, but _king_kong’s wife does. In fact she did it last night and I gave her a hard pinch on the ass and told her not to do it again. I said, “You do that again and I’m going to pull out and ram it in your ass”, not two seconds later she did it again. So I pulled it out and rammed it in her ass. It just dawned on me that she didn’t take it as a threat and decided to take me up on the offer. Any way, after I finished I pulled out and wiped it off on kong’s pillow.

Wow! Is this a true story?

 

[StoneTempleHusker]

When she is taking a dump in your crib with the door open..., put a ring on that thing, you have found true love.

 

[V-Doub]

No my wife doesn’t, but _king_kong’s wife does. In fact she did it last night and I gave her a hard pinch on the ass and told her not to do it again. I said, “You do that again and I’m going to pull out and ram it in your ass”, not two seconds later she did it again. So I pulled it out and rammed it in her ass. It just dawned on me that she didn’t take it as a threat and decided to take me up on the offer. Any way, after I finished I pulled out and wiped it off on kong’s pillow.

Interesting, you and @king_kong_ must really close friends

 

[king_kong_]

Interesting, you and @king_kong_ must really close friends

That guy is butthurt because I called him a simp for spending his every waking hour on the iowa board

I stand by it

 

[The_Man_Behind_The_Man]

Not in front of me. She farts behind me so I don’t have to walk into that smell. She is courteous like that.

 

[NebChicago]

Not in front of me. She farts behind me so I don’t have to walk into that smell. She is courteous like that.

Like a concubine

 

[PeliniTheCrutch]

It is, Kong asked if I would ram his as well, I had to decline. His looked like it had been pulverized, all puffy and bruised. It looked like a starfish who had been jumped and beaten by a gang of crabs.

Heck, I'd be laughing at this even if you were making fun of me. Well done.

 

[TruHusker]

I was subbing in a 3rd grade classroom this week to help a school out and boy howdy, can a few of those kids let some dandy's! You could hear some of them but smell all of them! When I was across the room and heard a girl schreek, I knew what was going on.

 

[huskerfan66]

I was subbing in a 3rd grade classroom this week to help a school out and boy howdy, can a few of those kids let some dandy's! You could hear some of them but smell all of them! When I was across the room and heard a girl schreek, I knew what was going on.

Was it before or after school lunch 🤔 😅

 

[TruHusker]

Was it before or after school lunch 🤔 😅

Both!

 

[SuhisKing]

She does not and I do not. Some of our friends think it is absurd. I don't. We have been married 17yrs and together 20. We still have incredible sex at least twice a week. Not saying that not farting in front of each other is THE reason... but I am confident it is a reason.

 

[PeliniTheCrutch]

She does not and I do not. Some of our friends think it is absurd. I don't. We have been married 17yrs and together 20. We still have incredible sex at least twice a week. Not saying that not farting in front of each other is THE reason... but I am confident it is a reason.

Congrats on the sex.

 

[Champs 70-71-94-95-97]

One of our most popular aromas. She’ll be releasing a “Tours of Asia” series soon, so stay tuned…

Let me know when “ South of the Border Disorder” is availabl…

 

[itseasyas1-2-3]

Heck, I'd be laughing at this even if you were making fun of me. Well done.

OT: If you're playing GP today with the FOY stakes, here is a brief history of the last 3 years:

Pletcher even stronger than normal;
Jorge Delgado has his barn ready to roll on past FOY days;
Kelsey Danner very tough in Maiden races;
Michael Maker is dangerous in quality races where he has multiple entries;
Michael Yates very dangerous in sprints, usually at huge prices;
Chad Brown has been lights out in virtually all F & M races over the last 3 years, obviously points them for this meet.

Disclaimer: I haven't even handicapped the card yet, just relaying past results over the last 3 years.
Good luck

 

[PeliniTheCrutch]

OT: If you're playing GP today with the FOY stakes, here is a brief history of the last 3 years:

Pletcher even stronger than normal;
Jorge Delgado has his barn ready to roll on past FOY days;
Kelsey Danner very tough in Maiden races;
Michael Maker is dangerous in quality races where he has multiple entries;
Michael Yates very dangerous in sprints, usually at huge prices;
Chad Brown has been lights out in virtually all F & M races over the last 3 years, obviously points them for this meet.

Disclaimer: I haven't even handicapped the card yet, just relaying past results over the last 3 years.
Good luck

Kinda went all-in keying Never Surprised in exactas, so I’m in pretty good shape now.

Gonna key Baby Yoda as well, though he seems like a wise-guy horse, and I really like Speak Easy in the big one.

 

[cubsker]

She does not and I do not. Some of our friends think it is absurd. I don't. We have been married 17yrs and together 20. We still have incredible sex at least twice a week. Not saying that not farting in front of each other is THE reason... but I am confident it is a reason.

Twice a week?

 

[Champ_Kind_whammy]

She bottles them and sells them on only fans. We use the money for vacations and stuff…

My wife does the same thing with her Queefs. Paid for our vacation home in the "Virgin" Islands.