If she does do you fantasize about divorce?
Does your wife fart in front of you?
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She bottles them and sells them on only fans. We use the money for vacations and stuff…
My girlfriend clogged the toilet and left it. I had to get up at 3AM to take a piss and had to unclog it. Pretty disgusting not gonna lie definitely ruins any sex drive
Amen!!!
Years ago we had a sand VB team over at some bar in Omaha, it was a blast. One year, we needed to get some new players and ended up with this one girl. One night before we started she left and came from like 5 minutes later...she goes "I feel better now, I had to take a shit before we started" she laughed but she was serious and to this day, we still talk about how nasty that was.
Women don't fart or burp. They talk too much to build up that much compression
If she really lets one rip in front of you, you can smack her around too, am I right?
No, not in front of me.....she'll sneak up from behind and scare the bejesus out of me with a bun-clapper.
Cleveland Steamer. I'm ashamed that I know what that is. Stupid Urban Dictionary.
I've bought several. Her holiday blend is amazing.
One of our most popular aromas. She’ll be releasing a “Tours of Asia” series soon, so stay tuned…
When she is taking a dump in your crib with the door open..., put a ring on that thing, you have found true love.
That guy is butthurt because I called him a simp for spending his every waking hour on the iowa board
I stand by it
Not in front of me. She farts behind me so I don’t have to walk into that smell. She is courteous like that.
Heck, I'd be laughing at this even if you were making fun of me. Well done.
I was subbing in a 3rd grade classroom this week to help a school out and boy howdy, can a few of those kids let some dandy's! You could hear some of them but smell all of them! When I was across the room and heard a girl schreek, I knew what was going on.
She does not and I do not. Some of our friends think it is absurd. I don't. We have been married 17yrs and together 20. We still have incredible sex at least twice a week. Not saying that not farting in front of each other is THE reason... but I am confident it is a reason.
OT: If you're playing GP today with the FOY stakes, here is a brief history of the last 3 years:
Pletcher even stronger than normal;
Jorge Delgado has his barn ready to roll on past FOY days;
Kelsey Danner very tough in Maiden races;
Michael Maker is dangerous in quality races where he has multiple entries;
Michael Yates very dangerous in sprints, usually at huge prices;
Chad Brown has been lights out in virtually all F & M races over the last 3 years, obviously points them for this meet.
Disclaimer: I haven't even handicapped the card yet, just relaying past results over the last 3 years.
Good luck
Kinda went all-in keying Never Surprised in exactas, so I’m in pretty good shape now.
Gonna key Baby Yoda as well, though he seems like a wise-guy horse, and I really like Speak Easy in the big one.
My wife does the same thing with her Queefs. Paid for our vacation home in the "Virgin" Islands.
