BEST-LOOKING TEAMS
Ohio State. The Buckeyes look spectacular each season. Few teams in the nation can match their size, speed and depth. Even the managers looked good.
Nebraska. Where’s the beef? Where else? Lincoln, silly. Even Clara Pellar would be stupefied. (Nice ’80s reference, huh?)
Wisconsin. If you had all of the Big Ten teams on one giant bus, the first team I would want off is Wisconsin. I’d hate to see the destruction this squad could do to a Golden Corral buffet. The meat loaf and mashed potatoes have no chance.
MOST INTENSE COACHES
Tim Polasek, Iowa OL. He is in just his first season in Iowa City. But Polasek is a fire-breathing veteran who fits right in. Maybe he is a long, lost son of Kirk Ferentz. If your feelings get hurt easily, don’t play for this guy.
Kerry Coombs, Ohio State CB. Don’t be fooled by his small stature. The guy’s bark is as big as his bite. Pure TNT. You’ve been warned.
Bob Diaco, Nebraska DC. He has a body (and hair) of steel. And just watch Diaco zip, zag and jag across a practice field, hip-bumping players. I want what he has–especially the hair.
And
Practice is like a Bloodbath.
MOST-SPIRITED PRACTICES
Iowa. I have been on six BTN bus tours. And the Hawkeyes never fail to have the most physical practices. Better button your chinstrap while watching.
http://btn.com/2017/08/24/dienhart-best-of-the-2017-btn-fall-bus-tour/
Ohio State. The Buckeyes look spectacular each season. Few teams in the nation can match their size, speed and depth. Even the managers looked good.
Nebraska. Where’s the beef? Where else? Lincoln, silly. Even Clara Pellar would be stupefied. (Nice ’80s reference, huh?)
Wisconsin. If you had all of the Big Ten teams on one giant bus, the first team I would want off is Wisconsin. I’d hate to see the destruction this squad could do to a Golden Corral buffet. The meat loaf and mashed potatoes have no chance.
MOST INTENSE COACHES
Tim Polasek, Iowa OL. He is in just his first season in Iowa City. But Polasek is a fire-breathing veteran who fits right in. Maybe he is a long, lost son of Kirk Ferentz. If your feelings get hurt easily, don’t play for this guy.
Kerry Coombs, Ohio State CB. Don’t be fooled by his small stature. The guy’s bark is as big as his bite. Pure TNT. You’ve been warned.
Bob Diaco, Nebraska DC. He has a body (and hair) of steel. And just watch Diaco zip, zag and jag across a practice field, hip-bumping players. I want what he has–especially the hair.
And
Practice is like a Bloodbath.
MOST-SPIRITED PRACTICES
Iowa. I have been on six BTN bus tours. And the Hawkeyes never fail to have the most physical practices. Better button your chinstrap while watching.
http://btn.com/2017/08/24/dienhart-best-of-the-2017-btn-fall-bus-tour/
