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Colorado releases mock depth chart, pretty funny.

The Hanson Brothers is a beautiful reference, but he messed it up. They aren't triplets. They're a year apart. So they should be listed as Soph, Jr, Sr. Funny none-the-less.
 
A lot of fun gamesmanship from the CU side...they are also wearing 1994 "throwback" uniforms...for those who didn't instantly figure out the connection...94 was the Kordell Stewart hail Mary at The Big House game
 
I watched that game live... it almost makes me want to root for the buffaloes in this game.

almost.

who am i kidding? I loathe their juvenile fanbase.
 
Colorado claiming that anyone named Danny Noonan is starting for them? Blasphemy! It would like Nebraska listing Sal Aunese in a mock depth chart.

"Movie pairings are littered throughout the depth chart: Vito Corleone and Luca Brasi ("The Godfather") at nose tackle; Danny Noonan and Carl Spackler ("Caddyshack") at strong safety; the somewhat obscure Archie Leach and Wanda Gershwitz ("A Fish Called Wanda") at cornerback; and my personal favorite, Bill Lumbergh and Milton Waddams ("Office Space") at left guard. The Hansen brothers from "Slapshot," -- Steve, Jack and Jeff -- occupy the halfback position. James Bond, number 007, is the starting defensive tackle, backed up by Auric Goldfinger."
 
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