Christmas Vacation....
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Post your favorite line from classic Christmas movie. After this one...Best line...."Can I refill your drink? Get you something to eat Eddie? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere...leave you for dead??"
"Hey Griswald what are you going to do with that tree?"
Bend over and I'll show you
Bend over and I'll show you
He's cute ain't he? Only problem is, he's got a little bit a Mississippi leg hound in him. If the mood catches him right, he'll grab your leg and just go to town. You don't want him around if you're wearing short pants, if you know what I mean. Word of warning though, if he does lay into ya, it's best to just let him finish.
We have to check every bulb. Oopps little knot here, you can work on that
Post your favorite line from classic Christmas movie. After this one...Best line...."Can I refill your drink? Get you something to eat Eddie? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere...leave you for dead??"
You surprised to see us Clark? Oh Eddie if I woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet I wouldn`t be more
surprised than I am now.
surprised than I am now.
Everytime Catherine would turn on the microwave I`d piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour.
“She falls down a well, her eyes go cross. She gets kicked by a mule. They go back. I don’t know.”
Clark: 'Tis the season to be merry.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No shit.
Mary: That's my name.
Clark: No shit.
Eddie....If that thing had 9 lives she just spent them all.
When both Chevy and I were much younger I used to get people ask me if I was Chevy Chase. I don't know if it was because I sort of looked like him or if it was because I frequently stumble and make inappropriate remarks or what.
The dude is a great comedic actor.
Uncle Lewis: Hey Gris, if you're not doing anything constructive, run into the living room and get my stogie.Post your favorite line from classic Christmas movie. After this one...Best line...."Can I refill your drink? Get you something to eat Eddie? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere...leave you for dead??"
Uncle Lewis: Hey Grizz, Bethany and I figured out the perfect gift for you.
Clark: Aw, you didn't have to get me anything.
Uncle Lewis: Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.
Clark: Aw, you didn't have to get me anything.
Uncle Lewis: Dammit, Bethany, he guessed it.
"Don't go puttin' none of that stuff on my sled, Clark. You know that metal plate in my head? I had to have it replaced, cause every time Catherine revved up the microwave I'd piss my pants and forget who I was for a half hour or so. So over at the VA they had to replace it with plastic. It ain't as strong so I don't know if I should go sailin down no hill with nothing between the ground and my brains but a piece of government plastic.
You really think it matters, Eddie?"
You really think it matters, Eddie?"
