"It's winter in Pennsylvania,Every time team's do this they expose themselves. š¤£
" You merely adopted the cold, I was born in it"
And the gentle breezes blow
Seventy miles an hour
At thirty-five below.
Oh, how I love Pennsylvania
When the snow's up to your butt
You take a breath of winter
And your nose gets frozen shut.
Yes, the weather here is wonderful
So I guess I'll hang around
I could never leave Pennsylvania
'Cause I'm frozen to the ground!"
*Personalized for me in Pennsylvania - replace Pennsylvania with Nebraska or Ohio or whatever you like. I think the original may have been Minnesota but I am uncertain. Just a bit of humor at any rate