Tyler Schmiglehoffer- OT. Tyler projects to your prototypical left tackle with great feet, a good base and quick hands. He also shows a mean streak by insulting other player's Mothers, and usually has several pancakes in his jock to throw at rush ends after a great pancake block.
Tommy Touchstone - MLB. Tommy has nose for the ball and incredible lateral quickness. He is currently the California Hopscotch Champion, and has, off and on, dated most of the females in the Pitt-Jolie clan.
Rochelle Rodriguez. - Rochelle is the best cornerback prospect in the 2030 class. She excels in press coverage, and can be left on an island. She prefers to be called Richard and has already announced her intentions to "become a man, when the time is right."
Kenneth Jorgensen - Kenneth has run the fastest 100 in the nation for this class clocking in at 17.82 seconds. A real burner for his age. He also has uncanny vision, changes direction on a dime, and is addicted to Capri Sun. When he gets a sugar rush, he can hit another gear like no other 2030 prospect can.
If any of you find information on any other players, feel free to share.
