LB Bubba Arslanian looks like the Evil dude from the the first Incredibles:
DE Nick Johns
Is a Dead Ringer for the Air Marshall on Bridesmaids:
OL Ruben Durkee
Looks like a 17 year-old Rachel Maddow fantasizing about Shannon Tweed circa 1993:
WR Sammy Laster
looks like he would compliment a nice outdoor patio:
LB Cameron Lyons:
definitely loves weed, surfing, and ordering Pizza to class:
Head Coach Terry Bowden
looks like a 60 year-old Mindy Cohn of The Facts of Life fame:
DE Brian Bell
Looks like he's ready to make comeback in the Mexican League:
WR Dustin Burkhart
Looks like he plays a mean banjo in rural Appalachia:
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