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OT: Anybody else have a family member who brings a new Girlfriend or Boyfriend to every family event?

Cornicator

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We are having dinner at my father-in-law's house today. My wife's brother is a good guy, but he's now been divorced 2 times and only 36 years-old.

On Thanksgiving, he had a 23 year-old girlfriend who was living with him. She moved out in December. On Christmas, he brought over an ex- wife, who has 2 kids with him. They were allegedly going to get "back together."

Today, he randomly brought over some blonde 40 year-old that he met yesterday at Twin Peaks. And just to set the record straight, she didn't work at Twin Peaks. He met her at the bar.

She is from Uraguay.

My wife gets so pissed off about all the chicks he introduces to my kids. I said, Im envious of the all the strange he gets each week.

I'm sleeping on the couch tonight.
 
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