Your mama so fat jokes...

[yunginsNU2]

She couldnt even be lifted up in prayer.. lol

 

[jeans15]

Yo mama so fat,the back of her kneck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

 

[resdog851]

Yo mama so fat, she walked in front of the tv and I missed the second half of the Maryland game.

 

[dinglefritz]

Yo mama so fat,the back of her kneck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

yo mama so fat the back of her neck is her own airline travel pillow.

 

[Wannabee8]

You mix your wienies with your mama’s toe jam!

 

[jmliehr]

Your momma so fat a fat orange baby doesn’t even want her

 

[tk39]

yo mama so fat she got diabetes and died

 

[Husker Todd]

Your mama so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.

Your mama so fat, when she laid on the beach Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.

 

[Thor4NU]

Yo mama so fat, she wears 3 watches because she covers 3 time zones

 

[nwualum]

Yo mama so fat, even Nationwide couldn't get on her side.

 

[jmliehr]

Yo momma so fat if you toss rocks in the air near her they will go into orbit around her

 

[huskerwa]

Yo mama so fat, when she went to Memorial Stadium, she sat next to everyone!

 

[The_Glove_Man]

Yo mama so fat, when she went to Wal-Mart she lowered the prices.

 

[georgiacorn]

Yo mama so fat she gets out of bed on both sides at the same time.

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

Your mama so fat, she went out in high heels and came back in flip flops.

Your mama so fat, when she laid on the beach Greenpeace tried to push her back in the water.

The first one....

 

[ThereIsNoPlace]

I will never forgive you......nevar !!!

 

[HuskerHusaria]

Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller and takes baths at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so fat we're in her right now.

 

[Husker Todd]

Yo mama so fat she puts on her lipstick with a paint roller and takes baths at SeaWorld.

Yo mama so fat we're in her right now.

 

[Champs 70-71-94-95-97]

Your momma so fat...she roots for Iowa

 

[jmliehr]

Yo momma so fat she’s the real cause of global sea levels rising

 

[ryan311]

Yo mama so fat, you have to slap the thigh and ride the wave in.

Yo mamma so fat, you have to roll her in flower and look for the wet spot.

 

[jmliehr]

Yo momma so fat she makes Mark Mangino look skinny

 

[T...Chafes]

Your momma's so fat...

she sat on a quarter, a booger popped outta George Washington's nose!

 

[Hugo_Stiglitz7]

She couldnt even be lifted up in prayer.. lol

Yo mama so fat, she fell in love and broke it.

 

[Catch50]

She couldnt even be lifted up in prayer.. lol

Yo mama so fat that coach Mario V called her a fat cat.

 

[c3o]

Your mom is so fat you couldn’t finish What’s Eating Gilbert Grape

 

[bigboxes]

I... uhh... need to.. uh...

 

[LightningJack]

Your mama so fat she use a pillow for a tampon.

 

[tdierberger]

yo mama so fat she got diabetes and died

 

[gcadays99]

Yo moma so fat her belt size is equator

 

[spartanhusker]

Your momma's so fat...

she sat on a quarter, a booger popped outta George Washington's nose!

This one

 

[SkerInCo]

Gotta love a good anti joke here and there.

 

[Swiv3D]

 

[NebChicago]

Your mother is a whore

 

[NebChicago]

I had sex with your mother. She was terrible

 

[JaySker402]

Yo momma so fat she makes Mark Mangino look skinny

Your momma so fat she IS mark mangino

 

[dpnavy]

Your Mama so fat she only dates guys that use Mrs Butterworth for mouth gargle!!!!