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"Yea I got a daughter in the clinic, getting cured off the Wild Turkey. And the older boy, bless his soul, is preparing for his career."

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Clark: "College?"

Cousin Eddie: "Carnival.

Clark: "You've got to be proud."

Eddie: “Oh, yeah. Yeah, last season he was a pixie-dust spreader on the Tilt-O-Whirl. He thinks that maybe next year, He’ll be guessing people’s weight or barking for the Yak woman. You ever see her?”

Clark: “No.”

Eddie: “She’s got these big horns growing right out above her ears. Yeah, she’s ugly as sin, but a sweet gal. And, a hell of a good cook.”
 
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