We need levity

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  1. huskerfan66

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    Siap... Jan 1: I am going to have the best year ever.... March 25.... I've gotta wipe my butt with coffee filter.


    I quit shaking hands. Not because of the c virus but not sure if they've got toilet paper.

    Your welcome
     
  2. Baxter48

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    You have to good ole outhouse? No need for tp just use newspapers
     
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    What's a newspaper?
     
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    I was going to say Montgomery Wards catalogue
     
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    In an emergency I guess you could use this. Winking

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    Toilet paper:

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    You know in India the left hand is considered the "dirty hand". You don't EVER offer your left hand to shake somebody's hand or pick up a community item. I leave it to your imagination why that is.Winking
     
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    A local town a few miles from me had a problem at the sewer plant with blue shop towels they think clogging their sewer treatment facility. Personally I think it was Bluejay t-shirts.
     
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    When wiping with cobs, go white, red, white. Never the other way around....
     
  11. huskerfan66

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    Good call. You have good hygiene
     
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    Elbows are kinda fun, honestly
     
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    This feels good on the bum...
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    Looks like it has already been used
     
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    That is a low blow, but funny!
     
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    Dang, the day the JC Penney Christmas catalog showed up in the mail was like the 5th best day of the year when I was a kid! I never got the RC submarine though...
     
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    Yep. Sears, JC Penney and Montgomery Ward's all had great stuff. But the "wish book" was what was the most coveted
     
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    Sears and Roebuck was like to top of the line and wards was the Walmart in those days. I will still occasionally see a wards tire on a piece of old machinery or old car
     
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    with his penchant for angry spitting Bo Pelini probably could be converted to an effective bidet
     
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    How about admitting this is the flu virus????

    Sheep

    Morons
     
  22. SoFL Husker

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    County by county
     
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    Too soon???
     
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    But your piss would just run down his leg.
     
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    OP: we need levity
    I haven't seen his name on any ballot.
     
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    This thread: Good Shit.
     
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    Or Sears catalog
     

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