- Apr 23, 2007
Greetings and welcome to this weeks episode of Covid karma. Our contestant today is @Bobfather. Bob caught the rona at the American legion hall post 483 in winser Nebraska. Ol bob refused the vaccine because he was convinced that there was a little microscopic hunter Biden in every needle.
let’s turn to Covid karma gore correspondent @Jaemekon for a play by play of the last breaths.
Jae: “thanks stain, and speaking of, you should have seen the bowel evacuation after the final death rattle. Nothing but cottage cheese and hot pockets. A memorable one. Now let’s go to @Huskermatt23 with an exclusive with the widow, Matt....”
matt: “thanks Jae, what an awful, but fitting end for such a remarkably trashy human piece of waste. I’m here with mrs. bobfather, Now ma’am, I see you’ve brought a few guests with you, were these young basketball players men inspired by your late husband?”
Mrs bob: “oh no, when we were going thru all of dear bobs belongings, we found several freight containers full of pornographic items depicting several young, athletic men, engaging in simultaneous intercourse with a woman suspiciously similar to myself. Im honoring ol boobie, it’s what he would have wanted “”
This seriously needs to happen