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Enrico_Palazzo

Graduate Assistant
Nov 17, 2005
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We've had a nice run of tweet threads in the last several weeks. I've contributed exactly zero to the effort. That changes right here and now. Although I don't have the skill or courage to start the daily tweet thread, I would like to humbly propose some fresh captions and invite other sheeple like me to help build a war chest sufficient to get us to fall camp. So without further ado:

1. Before these Crowded Tweets
2. Its my Tweet in a Box
3. Tweets of Philidelphia
4. Happy Festivus: Tweets of Strength
5. Trick or Tweet
6. No Woman No Tweet /s/ ISIS
7. NSFW, Marissa Miller's Tweets ITT
8. Lets Take the Goalposts down "O" Tweet
9. F#@$ you MFarrel for not grading our recruit higher because he is not quite 6 Tweet tall, may you rot in hell and get fired, Rivals sucks, ESPN sucks, you all have an agenda you douche nozzles only rank players that go to your stupid camps, how does Saban and Urbs jock smell! Suck it!.
10. My 10th grade girlfriend liked to Tweet me off but wouldn't let me touch her yam yams
 
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