Alright wordsmiths: Get in this thread and describe the 2017 season in a two sentence fortune cookie insert. To make things interesting we'll review this thread at the end of bowl season and I'll send a $100 bucks and some Sparky's sauce to the poster that best nails it. To show you I am a man of my word, I will put the pot in escrow with ScienceGuy. And to keep it objective, at season's end I'll put the top eight (as determined in my sole reasonable discretion) to a poll and RSS can decide the winner. Risking a trip to Chile is encouraged.
