Rhule makes it official: Haarberg

[mgbreis]

 

[ckriley]

"Parody/Satire Huskers news & updates"

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

"Just don't lose the game for us"


....like the other guy, who I hand picked, and would still be playing if he wasn't hurt.

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

THX BallsackSkers

 

[king_kong_]

The people are literally BEGGING for Haarberg

Never in a million years….

 

[litespeedhuskerfan]

The people are literally BEGGING for Haarberg

Never in a million years….

Act like you've been there before...hahaha.

.... I kid. Take a very long victory lap after we win.

 

[RBigredMax]

It’s Christmas Eve for Kong.

 

[K_Y_E]

"Just don't lose the game for us"


....like the other guy, who I hand picked, and would still be playing if he wasn't hurt.

Maybe they should tell Sims the same thing.

 

[headcard]

I hope he plays well. I am nervous about this and yes I am fully aware of how much Sims has sucked.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Please call a game plan for HH’s strengths… sad that I have to post this request

 

[headcard]

Please call a game plan for HH’s strengths… sad that I have to post this request

Not sure you had to.

 

[mgbreis]

This is what I get for looking at Twitter half asleep in the car. I’m a moron. Anyway.

 

[king_kong_]

Please call a game plan for HH’s strengths… sad that I have to post this request

First play, play fake bomb to Coleman

7-0 Huskers

 

[Lincoln100]

The people are literally BEGGING for Haarberg

Never in a million years….

Like the others, really good athlete, very avg qb. Hope they run a lot.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Like the others, really good athlete, very avg qb. Hope they run a lot.

Weird that Nebraska fans get mad about a qb running a lot. We are Nebraska !!

 

[Lincoln100]

I hope he plays well. I am nervous about this and yes I am fully aware of how much Sims has sucked.

Great linebacker playing QB

 

[king_kong_]

Like the others, really good athlete, very avg qb. Hope they run a lot.

If HH looks avg, I and everyone else will be thrilled

 

[JOHNNY N]

Weird that Nebraska fans get mad about a qb running a lot. We are Nebraska !!

That is an odd look.

 

[Mrs.Jeans15]

Good luck kid!


Do your best.

 

[Big bo fan]

First play, play fake bomb to Coleman

7-0 Huskers

Why not that would be the last thing N. Illinois would expect on the first play.

 

[Baxter48]

It’s Christmas Eve for Kong.

More like wedding night for kong

 

[NebChicago]

I feel like with the advances in AI we should able to allow the Husker board to decide what plays are run. Like that shitty league Johnny manziel is in. We could’ve saved frosts job

 

[TarheelHuskerFan]

I’m pretty excited about tomorrow. I want this to work so bad as a Husker fan but even more so for Kong 😅

 

[inWV]

I’m pretty excited about tomorrow. I want this to work so bad as a Husker fan but even more so for Kong 😅

I would be fine if he was able to lord Haarberg’s play over us for the rest of the season, and by November we’re all Jeff who?

 

[EmormousDouchebag]

Why not that would be the last thing N. Illinois would expect on the first play.

Well they weren't....but you guys just had to run your mouths..

Hope you're happy.

SMFH.

 

[Big bo fan]

Well they weren't....but you guys just had to run your mouths..

Hope you're happy.

SMFH.

My bad just talk to Rhule . N Illinois obviously had spies on the Nebraska free board. Rhule agreed the first play won’t be that.

 

[scarletred]

First play, play fake bomb to Coleman

7-0 Huskers

Would love nothing better.. get on your knees and pray for it..

 

[Sodakred]

0-3 on the way to 0-12? Rhule Big Picture Ball.😀

 

[Joedaly]

I can see it now. Haarberg passes for 300 yards and 4tds and rushes for 200 and 3 tds. Then Sims is healthy next week and gets the start so Rhule can watch this board burn down.

 

[Landomatic]

It’s Christmas Eve for Kong.

You think he slept a wink last night?

 

[Landomatic]

This is what I get for looking at Twitter half asleep in the car. I’m a moron. Anyway.

Sorry to hear you're sleeping in your car, man. Hope things pick up for you soon. T&P 🙏

 

[Mack In Motion]

If HH looks avg, I and everyone else will be thrilled

Yep. That would be a massive improvement.

 

[otismotis08]

Can he run the oz-bone?

 

[SLOHusker]

"Just don't lose the game for us"


....like the other guy, who I hand picked, and would still be playing if he wasn't hurt.

Yeah that's the job of the"starter".

 

[SomedayHusker]

I feel like with the advances in AI we should able to allow the Husker board to decide what plays are run. Like that shitty league Johnny manziel is in. We could’ve saved frosts job

I train with a defensive back who played in the fan controlled football league. He said it is definitely rigged for the offense, to make fans feel good about their play calling. Fans don’t call the defense and they are told to back off and basically let receivers run free, perfect for Manziel

 

[BleedRed78]

I train with a defensive back who played in the fan controlled football league. He said it is definitely rigged for the offense, to make fans feel good about their play calling. Fans don’t call the defense and they are told to back off and basically let receivers run free.

And that's why the idea will fail. Could've been cool, but THAT ain't real football

 

[HuskerDubby]

We going to bring back the diamond formation again today?

 

[Kenny Fin Powers]

More like wedding night for kong

Hopefully he’s not jerking off alone when it’s over.

 

[TampaBaySkers]

Hopefully he’s not jerking off alone when it’s over.

I’m sure Kong can setup a Mel Tucker-esque live feed for you to watch so he doesn’t feel alone.

 

[mgbreis]

Sorry to hear you're sleeping in your car, man. Hope things pick up for you soon. T&P 🙏

Yeah! It’s rough. The interstate gets boring when the wife is driving home from a baseball game. Appreciate the support!