Absolutely hysterical coming from the guy who believes (1) that major conferences, including the SEC, weren't interested in adding Texas in the 1990s, (2) that all Texas state politicians at that time were UT grads, and (3) that any public school would make a move for athletics in the face of threats of serious budget cuts for academics (though it's clear why placing academics above athletics would be a strange concept for you).
You're like a walking Dunning-Kruger case study.
Add to the list above: (4) that it's always possible to sweet-talk other schools into something unambiguously against their interests.
You're the kind of guy who would empty your pockets for a wallet inspector.