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OT- Top Gun Maverick?

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Good story for you Tfraze....

...took my wife to see TG Maverick, got her drunk at one of those theatre bars beforehand, we had questionable whores devorse too, and she got nauseous during the pre-views. Left without seeing Tom and haven't caught the show on streaming yet either. Every time she says "Let's put on Top Gun, Honey..." I break out the pictures of me putting my big toe on her cheek while she's passed out in the recliner. Yeah, I got pics, keep dreamin' you ain't seein' em.
 
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