1. Any reference to something you did 4 years ago interjected into any discussion, disagreement, or argument despite there being zero connection at that exact moment.
2. Does this, (insert type of clothing here) make me look fat?
3. I promise I won't care if you just answer honestly.
4. Why did you tell me that makes me look fat? You're such a dick.
or maybe you don't tell her the truth:
4a. Before we went out I asked if this dress made me look fat. My friend Cierra just told me it doesn't fit my boobs. Why would you let me leave the house looking like this?
5. Look at "so and so's" new picture on Facebook. She looks gorgeous. What do you think?
6. Why did you say she looks hot? Do you like that type of look? She looks like a skank.
7. You should get out and go golfing or fishing or hunting more because I know how much you enjoy it.
8. You've been golfing for 4 hours now. Where the hell are you?
9. Why did you spend $400 at Cabelas? What the hell is wrong with you?
10. Why do you need to get up at the ass crack of dawn to go fishing?
11. I really want some ice cream right now. Doesn't that sound good?
12. Damn, this dress would fit better if you wouldn't have so much ice cream around.
13. You need to stop yelling at the kids so much.
14. "You boys knock it off or I'm going to beat you."
15. Have you seen my wallet, keys, purse, prescription, debit card, tooth brush, shoes, new dress, shirt, shoes for the boys, check book, etc...etc...etc....?
16. I wish you were more organized.
2. Does this, (insert type of clothing here) make me look fat?
3. I promise I won't care if you just answer honestly.
4. Why did you tell me that makes me look fat? You're such a dick.
or maybe you don't tell her the truth:
4a. Before we went out I asked if this dress made me look fat. My friend Cierra just told me it doesn't fit my boobs. Why would you let me leave the house looking like this?
5. Look at "so and so's" new picture on Facebook. She looks gorgeous. What do you think?
6. Why did you say she looks hot? Do you like that type of look? She looks like a skank.
7. You should get out and go golfing or fishing or hunting more because I know how much you enjoy it.
8. You've been golfing for 4 hours now. Where the hell are you?
9. Why did you spend $400 at Cabelas? What the hell is wrong with you?
10. Why do you need to get up at the ass crack of dawn to go fishing?
11. I really want some ice cream right now. Doesn't that sound good?
12. Damn, this dress would fit better if you wouldn't have so much ice cream around.
13. You need to stop yelling at the kids so much.
14. "You boys knock it off or I'm going to beat you."
15. Have you seen my wallet, keys, purse, prescription, debit card, tooth brush, shoes, new dress, shirt, shoes for the boys, check book, etc...etc...etc....?
16. I wish you were more organized.
