After hearing that stupid joke countless times about what the "N" on our helmets stands for, I saw this Craigslist ad today and found it amusing:
NEED A KICK ASS DRUMMER (OMAHA)
GOT BASS 2 GUITARS BIG PA LITES U NAME IT AND PLACE TO PRACTICE WE R OLDER THAN 50 AND VERY NOLIGABLE CALL ME DON
NEED A KICK ASS DRUMMER (OMAHA)
GOT BASS 2 GUITARS BIG PA LITES U NAME IT AND PLACE TO PRACTICE WE R OLDER THAN 50 AND VERY NOLIGABLE CALL ME DON