A Texas State trooper pulled a car over on I-35 about 2 miles south
of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding,
the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if
the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a
ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't
have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in
the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could,
so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers
car. A drunken good old boy from central Texas got out, watched the
performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door
and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the State car,
opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test."
of Waco Texas. When the trooper asked the driver why he was speeding,
the driver said he was a Magician and Juggler and was on his way to Austin Texas to do a show for the Shrine Circus. He didn't want to be late.
The trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling and said if
the driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a
ticket. He told the trooper he had sent his equipment ahead and didn't
have anything to juggle.
The trooper said he had some flares in
the trunk and asked if he could juggle them. The juggler said he could,
so the trooper got 5 flares, lit them and handed them to him.
While the man was juggling, a car pulled in behind the State Troopers
car. A drunken good old boy from central Texas got out, watched the
performance, then went over to the Trooper's car, opened the rear door
and got in. The trooper observed him and went over to the State car,
opened the door asking the drunk what he thought he was doing.
The drunk replied, "You might as well take my ass to jail, cause there ain't no way I can pass that test."
