Happy Tax Day everybody!
(Or, in Government speak, "It's 5'oclock somewhere!")
Sometimes, one has to laugh at this carp. (To deal with the pain)
My favorite has always been Will Rogers-
"It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for."
"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."
Here are a few more I like*...
Milton Friedman
Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay.
Robert A. Heinlein
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Jean-Baptiste Colbert
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least amount of hissing.
(* - I found these here)
The challenge: Share funny tax stuff, without getting this thread locked. ;-)
Cheers Everyone!
(Or, in Government speak, "It's 5'oclock somewhere!")
Sometimes, one has to laugh at this carp. (To deal with the pain)
My favorite has always been Will Rogers-
"It is a good thing that we do not get as much government as we pay for."
"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has."
Here are a few more I like*...
Milton Friedman
Congress can raise taxes because it can persuade a sizable fraction of the populace that somebody else will pay.
Robert A. Heinlein
Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors... and miss.
Jean-Baptiste Colbert
The art of taxation consists in so plucking the goose as to obtain the largest amount of feathers with the least amount of hissing.
(* - I found these here)
The challenge: Share funny tax stuff, without getting this thread locked. ;-)
Cheers Everyone!
