Damn you Allo. Damn you only for missing me by 3 blocks in your initial rollout of gigabit internet in Lincoln. 40th to 98th St. Holdredge down south to city limits. Damn you for making me pay Time Sucks the Devils Rectum Warner the same amount of money for a measly 15mbps a month that I could pay you for 100mbps.
p.s. Please come to my area next.
p.s. Please come to my area next.