I know you are joking, but probably not a topic I would joke about. We all know that pitbulls are by far the most likely dog breed to attack people and to kill people. And 2nd place is a distant 2nd.
No, I'm actually not joking. Statistically, dachshunds are more likely to attack than any other breed. Granted, they aren't nearly as dangerous as a pitbull but if we are going to Target a certain breed for agressive tendencies then pitbulls are not at the top of the list.
FTR, I am way more afraid of German Shepherds, Rottweilers, and Dobermans than I am of Pitbulls. I don't recall ever coming across one of those breeds that didn't make me nervous, I've been around a ton of pitbulls that just want to have their belly rubbed.