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  1. bigboxes

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    YOGA PANTS. Seriously, how can anyone get any work done when your co-workers dress like this? Or you are out shopping with your wife. It's going to get you in trouble when you're like a computer that has locked up. The missus is going to give you a reboot alright. Why are they not banned from public usage? Maybe mirrored sunglasses will become popular once again.

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  2. headcard

    headcard Nebraska Legend
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    Now this is a thread relevant to my interests.
     
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    ........... Did you say something?
     
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  4. HBK4life

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    [​IMG] Why you think I go to the gym??[​IMG]
     
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    I can see the rest of my days going to be shot to hell
     
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  6. bigboxes

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    I don't see anything getting done today. Thanks. :rolleyes:
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  7. HBK4life

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    Yup...you started thread!!LaughingEek
     
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  8. bigboxes

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    I asked for help in dealing with this serious issue and what do you do? It's like giving crack to the addict.
     
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  9. HuskerDana

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    Much like a hot chick in yoga pants, this is a thread I can get behind.
     
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    If your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out.
     
  11. HBK4life

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    LaughingRollingLaughI got more....don't tempt me.Winking
     
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    This thread content is beneath me.

    Wait, that came out wrong.
     
  13. bigboxes

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    Here comes the low-life. It's like mice & cheese. Or is that moth to the flame? [​IMG]
     
  14. JPR95

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    The only thing I can see is 30 more pages in the next 48. This is an awesome thread of epic proportions. Pun intended.
     
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  15. HBK4life

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    Hey, If the Husker wives and girlfriends can drool over our new DC we can have our fun too!!Smokin
     
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    When buying sunglasses, review them carefully in the mirror. Specifically, see if your eyes are visible through the lenses. If they are, that's not a good pair of sunglasses.

    Then, learn to move your field of view without moving your head.
     
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    Though I'm sure most of you won't due to personal reasons, Pure heaven when screen casted on a 75" Samsung smarty.

    Hey! Don't judge, I live alone.
     
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    Ha, had to laugh at this one as today I was in the gym early morning wearing my old raty, baggy sweat pants and a long sleeve t and I notice these young "guys" wearing those skinny yoga pants. At least that is what they looked like to me in my BRIEF encounter. What's with that? Definitely wouldnt look good on me!
     
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    I'll just be in my bunk for awhile.
     
  21. Huskerfan2112

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    If thats how the women at your job dress, can you tell me if your employer is hiring?
     
  22. bigboxes

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    You know there is only ONE answer to the question, "Were you checking her out?"

    "Checking WHO out?"

    Any other answer and you may as well start walking home. And that's when the fight started...
     
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    There's much less to "observe" since I moved from the city to the 'burbs. That lakefront trail...oh boy. Especially down by North Ave. Beach.

    Honestly the funniest stuff was when my wife and I were dating and we'd be downtown together. I'd watch the dudes we were about to pass on the sidewalk so that I could witness this sequence:

    Dude checks her out
    Dude looks at me
    Dude figures out she's with me
    Dude realizes I'm looking at him
    Dude realizes I saw him check her out
    Dude panics for a split second
    Dude tries to act natural like nothing happened and he wouldn't know what I was talking about if I said anything.

    Boys I'm here to tell you, we think we're slick and we're NOT. We're obvious, and it's funny if you spend your time watching for it.

    She told me a story one day of some guy who turned around to check her out and walked into a lightpole, then his buddies all laughed at him and yelled it out for everyone to hear.

    My wife and I don't really do the jealousy thing. I can't trust somebody who wants to pretend I'm the only man who exists or the only one she thinks is good-looking. No I'm not, don't be in denial like that. Make an active choice to admit I ain't the only dude in the world, I'm just the only one you want to be be with.

    I don't waste my energy being jealous. If other guys aren't looking, what does that say about my taste? Some guy crosses the line and doesn't know when to knock it off, we can sort that out. But otherwise I take it as a compliment.
     
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    Yet, if some catch you staring at the top long, they will call you a pervert. You can't win anymore.
     
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    ...and with that, everything comes crashing back to earth!
     
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    This is sage advice. Been caught looking at another woman precisely because the tint of my sunglasses was not dark enough. To make matters worse, the lenses are that orange-ish amber hue that makes you look exactly like a pedophile (think American Hustle). Unfortunately, they were prescription specs and I haven't yet replaced them. Don't be like me.
     
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    I get pissed at my wife when she doesn't wear them...lol
     
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    The pants said yoga, but the ass looked like MacDonalds.

    Somethings you wanna see; some things can't be unseen.
     
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    You, sir, get no upvote. No upvote for you! Bad OKCITYSKER, bad. I shop at Walmart all the time. Lots of great photo ops there. LOL
     
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    Can you imagine some of the scenery Ive seen up here in Oklahoma? Rural Oklahoma Walmarts are the best! o_O
     
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    As long as your not being a dog about it. You know, turning your head, mouth open. But if I likey then I'm a perv? Sorry honey. You married a straight man.
     
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    Doesn't really matter if it's the city or the country. People are the same. When people say "ghetto" they might as well be saying "redneck". I was talking with a co-worker about a year ago about the trash that wear their pajamas out in public. She goes, "I do that." I stopped talking to her. You can't learn class.
     
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    Pic of wife?
     
  35. bigboxes

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    LOL
     
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    Don't judge, all. You haven't seen the rest of her yet...
     
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    I bought my wife a pair of those for Mother's Day,now she wears them everywhere.crap!
     
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    She works in bar.
     
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    I gotta save this thread...
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    A seamless transition.
     

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