Not much news out of Texas for a couple days

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

Are we sure they are not all in internment camps?!!!!

 

[CrashPad]

Nope they are just keeping too themselves. That koolaid must be powerful in Texas. The Govnr was right there sharing in this delusion.
Realistically when is the last time you heard the military giving up their plans for war games? What homers.

 

[St. Anger]

Are we sure they are not all in internment camps?!!!!

Link?

 

[TruHusker]

When was the last time the government told you the truth about anything?

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

Link?

That's my line.

 

[jimbosc]

They told me what my tax refund was going to be and the check came for the same amount.....seemed pretty truthful. I won't spend the $83.21 all in one place.

 

[TruHusker]

Actually you told them and they gave you your money back that you over paid. That was nice of them to give you somerhing that really was yours all along.

 

[St. Anger]

That's my line.

 

[huskerbux]

Eric Johnston, the Texas organizer for the civilian volunteer group monitoring Jade Helm 15 military training exercises, talks on the phone July 15, 2015, in Bastrop, Texas. (Photo: Eric Gay, AP)

Eric's on the prowl so I'm sure we'll be getting our intel pretty soon! Looks like he's spotted something suspicious in this photo, so if the govt hasn't killed him yet, he'll be blogging some juicy stuff.

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

Eric Johnston, the Texas organizer for the civilian volunteer group monitoring Jade Helm 15 military training exercises, talks on the phone July 15, 2015, in Bastrop, Texas. (Photo: Eric Gay, AP)

Eric's on the prowl so I'm sure we'll be getting our intel pretty soon! Looks like he's spotted something suspicious in this photo, so if the govt hasn't killed him yet, he'll be blogging some juicy stuff.

Thank God he is on our side. Hopefully they stop the government execution of citizens after they move through the states law offices.

 

[Limeincoke]

This is what I imagine Gemini (and that other huge conspiracy guy that used to post here) sounds in IRL, except not joking.

 

[MITCH492]

I thought the Texas staff and players took the rest of the summer off to look for El Chapo?

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

This is what I imagine Gemini (and that other huge conspiracy guy that used to post here) sounds in IRL, except not joking.

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Lol. I am going to start shooting videos like that and see how many crackpots take the bait. Although it is probably unwise to mess with the mentally ill.

 

[anon_umk0ifu6vj6zi]

This is what I imagine Gemini (and that other huge conspiracy guy that used to post here) sounds in IRL, except not joking.

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I missed the girl in the passenger seat laughing the first time I watched it. That guys delivery and ability to keep a straight face is great!

 

[HuskersMan34]

Eric Johnston, the Texas organizer for the civilian volunteer group monitoring Jade Helm 15 military training exercises, talks on the phone July 15, 2015, in Bastrop, Texas. (Photo: Eric Gay, AP)

Eric's on the prowl so I'm sure we'll be getting our intel pretty soon! Looks like he's spotted something suspicious in this photo, so if the govt hasn't killed him yet, he'll be blogging some juicy stuff.

This shit is absolutely priceless. If the military is moving to take over the state, what exactly is "dude on the phone" going to do about it. Like the army is going to collectively go "well, we were about to institute Martial Law, but that dude is watching, and we're bashful."

The fact that an actual governor bought into this crap is just ...well it would be hilarious if it wasn't actually real life.

 

[HuskersMan34]

Actually you told them and they gave you your money back that you over paid. That was nice of them to give you somerhing that really was yours all along.

Actually no, the government lays out how people are able to file taxes and then either you, or a professional goes by those rules in order to calculate the taxes owed, or the refund size. By the way, you get that's how government works right? There isn't a single government on the planet that doesn't collect taxes. And if there is, it's one that can't afford to actually function by itself.

 

[redfanusa]

Anybody who buys into the Alex Jones Infowars bullflop deserves to be frequently humiliated. The problem with being a conspiracy theorist is that you can't believe in one conspiracy (i.e. moon landings were faked). You have to believe in many. So the cumulative likelihood you are right about all these cover-ups and conspiracies quickly approaches 0.0001%. Plus, it makes you really, really annoying to be around.