Non-Official Tunnel Talk
What goes on in NOTT stays in NOTT. Or else....Really I won't do anything. Except find you when you're sleeping and wake you up abruptly and tell you to stop it in a harsh, but quiet tone as I don't want to wake anyone else in your residence.
- ITS GAME WEEK MOTHER FATHERS (as Gangwish says) WHOS JACKED UP????
- Nebraska media announced that you would be able to bring water bottles into the game. I'd like to thank the university for this as I'm sure plenty of students will bring in plenty of "water" to enjoy with there orange juices to stay "hydrated"
- Riley announced that the Rose brothers, CC, Painter and Keels would be suspended for the season opener. Bronco Mendenhall said he will release the details of the suspension after the 2018. #BYUHONOR
- Speaking of BYU suspensions, Bronco said if it was his choice, nobody would be suspended for fighting on national TV and embarrassing your university publicly as he believes all his players have suffered enough from public humiliation, but don't you dare thinking about drinking the devil water or sleeping with those women and there vajas. You will be expelled!!!! #PRIORITIES STR8
- Jake Rudock, former Iowa Hawkeye who transferred to Michigan to help win a national title, showed off his Iowa skills as he threw 3 interceptions in the start of the Harbough era.
- You know it's game day week when there is a 5-page thread on legally growing marijuana, you would only expect this on the Colorado board 5 years ago, but look around and you'll see everybody is doing it. #PROGRESSION
- In off-topic news, the great parenting display was on full effect this week as we heard about the RSS parents letting there 13-year olds drive to school and also holding there kids back on purpose for athletic reasons. #NO PLACE LIKE NEBRASKA
- It was announced last Friday that Omaha South stud, Damon Benning prodigy, Noah "The Ark" Fant, was committing to Iowa over home-state Nebraska. Fant is the second in-state player to pick an out of state school over the Cornhuskers, although it should be noted, Omaha and Lincoln kids do have bigger egos for living in the cities compared to living on the farm like the western Nebraska kids. #FARMLIFE
- It was announced this week that former KETV sports director and sports anchor, Jon Schuetz would be the new PA announcer at Memorial Stadium.
- It was announced this week that former KETV sports director and sports anchor, Jon Schuetz would be fired from the position as PA announcer at Memorial Stadium.
- It was announced this week that former Nebraska home game sideline reporter for Huskers IMG Sports Network, Lane Grindle would be the new PA announcer at Memorial Stadium.
- Is it just me or is this PA announcers job getting as bad of a wrap as the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching position at Hogwarts ?
- Adrienne Talan, the HUSKER star freshman linebacker announced that he is no longer going to be with Nebraska after being on the team for a month if that. No worries, we should all support him wherever he goes. #ONCE A HUSKER-ALWAYS A HUSKER! GBR!
- After finding out from going from 3rd string QB that nobody knew to national title championship QB back to back-up QB, Cardale Jones checked himself into the hospital with migraines. Unfortunately, he did not get to have a video game repeat matchup with the kid who he already beat in the hospital earlier this year.
- For Iowa's game Saturday, it is expected attendance lows of under 60,000. Last time attendance #s were that low was 2003. I was really trying to come up with something funny and witty here, but I can't....Iowa football...it's a joke in its self. Enough said.
Now for a special interview, instead of getting a poster we all know, I got an anonymous poster from BYU's message board, Cougar board, which he asked me to remind people not to get it confused with the former hit popular Courtney Cox TV show, Cougar Town.
Motorboater (MB) - Mike Riley announced his suspensions, Bronco is deciding to wait till after the game, fair?
BYU- I don't personally see a problem with it, in fact, I don't think any of our players should be suspended. It happened last year. 9 months ago, they learned there lessons. Unfortunately some players will be sitting out and it's a shame Nebraska can't see us at full strength because they know what damage we can do if they remember Texas from last year.
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MB- What are the keys to the game for BYU to win?
BYU- T'Hill just needs to be T'Hill. Nebraska can't stop him. Fact. They MIGHT be able to slow him down, but I saw that they are starting 2 freshman linebackers, we will eat them alive.
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MB- Last time you guys played a Mike Riley squad you were favored and loss, worried this time around ?
BYU - Not at all. This team is 110% focus. Nebraska thinks we are just gonna come in and lay down and roll over they are wrong. Also Riley should be worried about the rape case against him or he might be gone sooner rather than later, I'm actually surprised at a place like Nebraska they wouldn't have him sit out this game. Puts the university in a bad light and not something you would see at BYU, but on the other hand we aren't like most universities.
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MB- Are you going to the game?
BYU- No I'm not, I've actually never left the state of Utah, I know it sounds odd being 38 but I just love it here. Plus I can watch it on the tv just fine and not have to worry about being harassed by some farmers haha I'm just kidding. Seriously though it's a game that would be fun to see, but it will be even sweeter to watch the victory with my whole family and make them all damn proud we call ourselves BYU fans. I'm tearing up thinking about how sweet that moment is going to be. Nebraska use to be a national power like Bama, but the name still carries some weight so a victory will be huge regardless.
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MB- What's your score prediction for the game? No homer....
BYU- I think it will be low scoring and close early on, but as the game goes on BYU and T'Hill will take advantage and wear Nebraska down and put on the points. I know Vegas doesn't like us winning, but I'll say 28-14 BYU.
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Well that's all we have this week, not sure if I can say he was the most delusional BYU fan that we have gotten a prediction from, but based on that I'd say it's close. Everyone have a great and safe LONG holiday weekend! As for my prediction? I'll say:
BYU: 17
Nebraska: 38
GBFR!
What goes on in NOTT stays in NOTT. Or else....Really I won't do anything. Except find you when you're sleeping and wake you up abruptly and tell you to stop it in a harsh, but quiet tone as I don't want to wake anyone else in your residence.
- ITS GAME WEEK MOTHER FATHERS (as Gangwish says) WHOS JACKED UP????
- Nebraska media announced that you would be able to bring water bottles into the game. I'd like to thank the university for this as I'm sure plenty of students will bring in plenty of "water" to enjoy with there orange juices to stay "hydrated"
- Riley announced that the Rose brothers, CC, Painter and Keels would be suspended for the season opener. Bronco Mendenhall said he will release the details of the suspension after the 2018. #BYUHONOR
- Speaking of BYU suspensions, Bronco said if it was his choice, nobody would be suspended for fighting on national TV and embarrassing your university publicly as he believes all his players have suffered enough from public humiliation, but don't you dare thinking about drinking the devil water or sleeping with those women and there vajas. You will be expelled!!!! #PRIORITIES STR8
- Jake Rudock, former Iowa Hawkeye who transferred to Michigan to help win a national title, showed off his Iowa skills as he threw 3 interceptions in the start of the Harbough era.
- You know it's game day week when there is a 5-page thread on legally growing marijuana, you would only expect this on the Colorado board 5 years ago, but look around and you'll see everybody is doing it. #PROGRESSION
- In off-topic news, the great parenting display was on full effect this week as we heard about the RSS parents letting there 13-year olds drive to school and also holding there kids back on purpose for athletic reasons. #NO PLACE LIKE NEBRASKA
- It was announced last Friday that Omaha South stud, Damon Benning prodigy, Noah "The Ark" Fant, was committing to Iowa over home-state Nebraska. Fant is the second in-state player to pick an out of state school over the Cornhuskers, although it should be noted, Omaha and Lincoln kids do have bigger egos for living in the cities compared to living on the farm like the western Nebraska kids. #FARMLIFE
- It was announced this week that former KETV sports director and sports anchor, Jon Schuetz would be the new PA announcer at Memorial Stadium.
- It was announced this week that former KETV sports director and sports anchor, Jon Schuetz would be fired from the position as PA announcer at Memorial Stadium.
- It was announced this week that former Nebraska home game sideline reporter for Huskers IMG Sports Network, Lane Grindle would be the new PA announcer at Memorial Stadium.
- Is it just me or is this PA announcers job getting as bad of a wrap as the Defense Against the Dark Arts teaching position at Hogwarts ?
- Adrienne Talan, the HUSKER star freshman linebacker announced that he is no longer going to be with Nebraska after being on the team for a month if that. No worries, we should all support him wherever he goes. #ONCE A HUSKER-ALWAYS A HUSKER! GBR!
- After finding out from going from 3rd string QB that nobody knew to national title championship QB back to back-up QB, Cardale Jones checked himself into the hospital with migraines. Unfortunately, he did not get to have a video game repeat matchup with the kid who he already beat in the hospital earlier this year.
- For Iowa's game Saturday, it is expected attendance lows of under 60,000. Last time attendance #s were that low was 2003. I was really trying to come up with something funny and witty here, but I can't....Iowa football...it's a joke in its self. Enough said.
Now for a special interview, instead of getting a poster we all know, I got an anonymous poster from BYU's message board, Cougar board, which he asked me to remind people not to get it confused with the former hit popular Courtney Cox TV show, Cougar Town.
Motorboater (MB) - Mike Riley announced his suspensions, Bronco is deciding to wait till after the game, fair?
BYU- I don't personally see a problem with it, in fact, I don't think any of our players should be suspended. It happened last year. 9 months ago, they learned there lessons. Unfortunately some players will be sitting out and it's a shame Nebraska can't see us at full strength because they know what damage we can do if they remember Texas from last year.
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MB- What are the keys to the game for BYU to win?
BYU- T'Hill just needs to be T'Hill. Nebraska can't stop him. Fact. They MIGHT be able to slow him down, but I saw that they are starting 2 freshman linebackers, we will eat them alive.
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MB- Last time you guys played a Mike Riley squad you were favored and loss, worried this time around ?
BYU - Not at all. This team is 110% focus. Nebraska thinks we are just gonna come in and lay down and roll over they are wrong. Also Riley should be worried about the rape case against him or he might be gone sooner rather than later, I'm actually surprised at a place like Nebraska they wouldn't have him sit out this game. Puts the university in a bad light and not something you would see at BYU, but on the other hand we aren't like most universities.
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MB- Are you going to the game?
BYU- No I'm not, I've actually never left the state of Utah, I know it sounds odd being 38 but I just love it here. Plus I can watch it on the tv just fine and not have to worry about being harassed by some farmers haha I'm just kidding. Seriously though it's a game that would be fun to see, but it will be even sweeter to watch the victory with my whole family and make them all damn proud we call ourselves BYU fans. I'm tearing up thinking about how sweet that moment is going to be. Nebraska use to be a national power like Bama, but the name still carries some weight so a victory will be huge regardless.
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MB- What's your score prediction for the game? No homer....
BYU- I think it will be low scoring and close early on, but as the game goes on BYU and T'Hill will take advantage and wear Nebraska down and put on the points. I know Vegas doesn't like us winning, but I'll say 28-14 BYU.
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Well that's all we have this week, not sure if I can say he was the most delusional BYU fan that we have gotten a prediction from, but based on that I'd say it's close. Everyone have a great and safe LONG holiday weekend! As for my prediction? I'll say:
BYU: 17
Nebraska: 38
GBFR!
