Non-Official Tunnel Talk 5.0
What goes on in NOTT stays in NOTT. Or else......really I won't do anything, actually who really gives a crap. It's no big deal. Most of this you can find on google.
-husker commit Aphonso Thomas is going to enroll early so expect the hype to grow when Thomas the Train tears it up in the 4th quarter of the spring game next year.
- Ehenningsen managed to win the lock of the month award as he managed to start 23 threads that all were locked, and only 2 were about how great Omaha is.
- Mike Matya announced all political and religious threads will go be banned after August 1st. If that's the case, IMO Christian liberals are the absolute worst, honorable mentions are conservative Muslims, moderate atheist and Tea Party Hindus.
- In off-topic news, El Chapo Guzman escaped a Mexican "maximum" security prison for the second time, it's almost as surprising as Nick Saban complaining about something at $EC media days.
- Former Husker Brandon Kinnie is now selling husker shirts out of his trunk of his car. Same way Phil Knight started Nike. Can't spell Kinnie without Nike. #OHSNAP #ADIDASSUCKS
- Former husker and all-star bartender Kenneth Bell gave a glowing review of new husker WRs Coach Williams, saying that he pointed out all his flaws he was making the last 3-4 years in 10 minutes. Sad part was our former Golf Pro WR coach was one of the better coaches on staff...#YESMEN
- HuskerHoops coach Timmy Miles really turned some heads with his difficult non-conference schedule which was released this week. While this coming years team is a very young husker hoop squad, husker fans don't seem to care if they go 1-11 (as long as they somehow beat Creighton) as long as they are playing Kansas, Kentucky, Duke etc. Who cares about building team chemistry early on?
- a former EA Sports executive was interviewed this week and was asked if they did come out with NCAA football 2016 he predicted that Mohammed Barry would be the highest rated husker with a 98 rating. #SWAG
- Frost was announced as joining Nebraska's Football Hall of Fame this past week, he immediately texted husker commit Terry Wilson to remind him that he went to Nebraska and he is now at Oregon.
- HCMR ranks 4th out of 14 B1G coaches in Twitter followers, when asked to comment he said "that's neat." When FauxPelini was asked to comment he said "That's ****!"
- Coach Cav hosted a cookout for the o-line recently, it was rumored over 68 chickens were killed and butchered for the feast. Also unlike last years Coach Kaz cookout, we are proud to say nobody was hit in the head with picture frames.
- CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT
- finally Nebraska got some great news on a Thursday as satellite camp hidden gem, Leonardo DiCaprio Bootle who's really really fast and Missouri mauler Boe Wilson committed to Nebraska. Immediately after Bootle committed Rivals actually gave Nebraska the Alabama treatment and Bootle went from unranked Nobler status to a 3-star in a blink of an eye. #RILEYEFFECT
-New husker commit Boe Wilson said after committing to Nebraska he did change his first name from Bo Wilson to Boe. He didn't want any confusion amongst husker fans when people would say Bo is coming to Nebraska. Also I had to double-check and after extensive research I concluded that Boe Wilson and Terry Wilson are not related.
- That is all. Everyone have a great weekend, I'm predicting Dusty Johnson finally wins a big one this weekend and UNSMNT advances Saturday to the semi-finals.
What goes on in NOTT stays in NOTT. Or else......really I won't do anything, actually who really gives a crap. It's no big deal. Most of this you can find on google.
-husker commit Aphonso Thomas is going to enroll early so expect the hype to grow when Thomas the Train tears it up in the 4th quarter of the spring game next year.
- Ehenningsen managed to win the lock of the month award as he managed to start 23 threads that all were locked, and only 2 were about how great Omaha is.
- Mike Matya announced all political and religious threads will go be banned after August 1st. If that's the case, IMO Christian liberals are the absolute worst, honorable mentions are conservative Muslims, moderate atheist and Tea Party Hindus.
- In off-topic news, El Chapo Guzman escaped a Mexican "maximum" security prison for the second time, it's almost as surprising as Nick Saban complaining about something at $EC media days.
- Former Husker Brandon Kinnie is now selling husker shirts out of his trunk of his car. Same way Phil Knight started Nike. Can't spell Kinnie without Nike. #OHSNAP #ADIDASSUCKS
- Former husker and all-star bartender Kenneth Bell gave a glowing review of new husker WRs Coach Williams, saying that he pointed out all his flaws he was making the last 3-4 years in 10 minutes. Sad part was our former Golf Pro WR coach was one of the better coaches on staff...#YESMEN
- HuskerHoops coach Timmy Miles really turned some heads with his difficult non-conference schedule which was released this week. While this coming years team is a very young husker hoop squad, husker fans don't seem to care if they go 1-11 (as long as they somehow beat Creighton) as long as they are playing Kansas, Kentucky, Duke etc. Who cares about building team chemistry early on?
- a former EA Sports executive was interviewed this week and was asked if they did come out with NCAA football 2016 he predicted that Mohammed Barry would be the highest rated husker with a 98 rating. #SWAG
- Frost was announced as joining Nebraska's Football Hall of Fame this past week, he immediately texted husker commit Terry Wilson to remind him that he went to Nebraska and he is now at Oregon.
- HCMR ranks 4th out of 14 B1G coaches in Twitter followers, when asked to comment he said "that's neat." When FauxPelini was asked to comment he said "That's ****!"
- Coach Cav hosted a cookout for the o-line recently, it was rumored over 68 chickens were killed and butchered for the feast. Also unlike last years Coach Kaz cookout, we are proud to say nobody was hit in the head with picture frames.
- CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT CROOT
- finally Nebraska got some great news on a Thursday as satellite camp hidden gem, Leonardo DiCaprio Bootle who's really really fast and Missouri mauler Boe Wilson committed to Nebraska. Immediately after Bootle committed Rivals actually gave Nebraska the Alabama treatment and Bootle went from unranked Nobler status to a 3-star in a blink of an eye. #RILEYEFFECT
-New husker commit Boe Wilson said after committing to Nebraska he did change his first name from Bo Wilson to Boe. He didn't want any confusion amongst husker fans when people would say Bo is coming to Nebraska. Also I had to double-check and after extensive research I concluded that Boe Wilson and Terry Wilson are not related.
- That is all. Everyone have a great weekend, I'm predicting Dusty Johnson finally wins a big one this weekend and UNSMNT advances Saturday to the semi-finals.
