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Non-Official Tunnel Talk 8-14-15

MotorBoater

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Aug 13, 2008
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What goes on in NOTT stays in NOTT. Or else......really I won't do anything, actually who really gives a crap. It's no big deal. Most of this you can find on google.

- Nebraska received a big red commitment this past week.....literally. When fellow ginger, Cam Jurgen announced he'll play his college ball at Nebraska. While only entering his sophomore year in high school, Jurgen physically has the appearance of a senior, he credits it to his daily consumption of souls which he has been consuming since he was 3.

- Kevin Williams, career back-up defensive tackle let the media know earlier this week that he isn't a back-up and if he was continue to be referred to as a backup he will no longer speak with the media. He has been practicing with the 1st string defense all week. That's a way to earn your spot!

- Former husker, Irving Fryar was busted for mortgage scam. Apparently he was selling property that wasn't for sale, and when receiving the down payment he would run off screaming, "No takesie-backsies!" RSS Poster had the best comment on it, "What is the statute of limitations on point shaving?"
- Former husker, Mo Seisay is getting a shot with the Seattle Seahawks and is actually producing at a high-level, he stated he would have never had the opportunity he has now if it wasn't for the Bo Pelini Doghouse.
- It has been known for quiet sometime that BYU will be playing Nebraska with a few suspensions from last year's bowl game brawl, being the nice and classy guy HCMR is he wanted to even the playing field somewhat so Nebraska will have 5 players suspended.

- Husker solid commit Terry Wilson is committing I mean visiting Oregon for there first game, Nike has made special alternative uniforms for this game with Terry Wilson's head plastered on the shoulder and thigh pads. #JUSTDOIT

- Auburn announced that they will be adding 7 national titles along to there trophy case, not only can you buy players, but now you can just add Nattys as well. #SECWAY

- Oregon announced along with the release of the Terry Wilson jerseys, they'll also be releasing glow in the dark uniforms, which won't do anything on the field, but you can only do mirror and every shade of green imaginable before running out of ideas. Rumor is Nike's next bright idea will be a see-thru jersey.

- The Omaha Hearts who are the proud Omaha lingerie football franchise, released there HC after going 0-6, rumors is Carl Pelini and Bill Cosby are the front runners for the job.

- In sad and serious news, Niles Paul worked hard this off-season, put on considerable good weight and was named the Washington Redskins starting TE. He really came far from where he was at Nebraska, where most likely he would he remembered for his unforgettable fumbles...he broke his leg at the start of the game and will definitely miss the entire season, and who knows about what happens after. I hope you recovery quickly Niles and can get back out there! You've made the Huskers and state proud for never giving up on your NFL dream and knowing the person he is, this is only a setback.

- People have been wondering how exactly Vincent Valentine so badly bruised his knee and rumor was he mockingly called Kevin Williams "Mr. back-up" and Williams went all Italian mobster on his kneecap.

- Hondo Carpenter released his yearly "Pump-up Husker fans and drive the ratings" shtick, which resulted in many Husker fans attempting to run through walls unsuccessfully from koolaid highs.

-Speaking of Koolaid highs....The B1G Network crew stopped by to view the Huskers, and of course, along with Hondo, we received our annual boost of greatness from the crew on how we are on tOSU level.

- That's all I have for this week! It's 12:22am and I'm going to try and get some sleep! Have a great and safe weekend!!!
 
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