Buying a house, supposed to close by Thursday. Should've closed a week or so ago. But these idiots who were involved with the house previously, when they bought the house, didn't get the previous sellers name off the deed/title. So now we're waiting on this waterhead lawyer and these other idiots to sign and send this paperwork that was sent to them 2 freaking weeks ago. Pissed.
Then, look out my window, the idiot neighbor's dogs are taking a dump in our yard. Yell at the neighbor...He's an oblivious idiot. Debating whether or not to go take a big dump myself on their front porch.
Deer Lowered I'm @rustled.
